Humorous Picture Quotes Novels & Stories

Siddharth said. " Hmmm," I said with a smile. " Show!! " " Let it be... " I said. " Please show!!! Shruti said and I looked at her and Siddharth and then showed those pictures. " Oh, God !!! " Siddharth and Shruti said in unison. And the very next moment we burst out laughing. I had used the same picture and created a few more changing the face of Siddharth with mine, with Tom cruise and even with a wolf, dog and tiger.

I asked and he just sent me a sheepish smile. "Smile please, you look even better when you smile." He said. "No." Why does he not get it? I always look like a hobo in pictures. I am not as photogenic as my best friend. "Please." He pleaded again and I was going to answer him with a no when he scrunched his face up and started making ugly faces at me. I started laughing at him and he just made more ugly faces at me. My stomach started hurting from laughing too hard and I placed a hand on it and bent over a bit, trying hard to rein in my laughter.

“Let’s see this glow everyone’s raving about.” I laugh, striking an exaggerated pose. “It’s all natural, darling.” “Damn right it is.” He grins, lifting his camera. “Alright, give me smolder. Give me sunshine. And for God’s sake, stop laughing so much!” But I can’t. Tyson keeps me in stitches, his quips and stories flowing effortlessly between shots. At one point, he pauses mid-photo to tell me about how Quincy once stuck his, as he delicately phrases it, “peanut” into a pool vacuum.

"Check this out. He was 4 years old and stupid." In the picture, Anthony was wearing a baseball hat, blue tee and black short. The funny thing about the picture is that he was crying. He looked so funny in the picture. "Anthony!", I said laughing. "Enough of that", Anthony said and began packing the whole pictures from our reach. "Find something more interesting to do than laughing at my pictures." "Oh Anthony. Don't be mad! The pictures are really boredom killers. " "Show her your pictures too." "You know I don't look stupid in my pictures, Ant. I look cute in them", she said in a duh tone.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

She is crazier than me. "Yes. A smile, in fact, a full-fledged smile. So, smile my friend" I smiled, and a flash got erupted in my eyes. "Ah perfect picture," uttered she with a devilish smile. "This one is going on social media." I look closer at the small screen to see the picture she captured. My eyes were half-open, half-closed, and my smile? Well, it looks like a donkey's Smile! Otherwise, everything was perfect except my facial expressions, but can you blame me? I'm not a photogenic person! And this picture is proof of that! Only she could take a picture like this! Vess laughed at my reaction, "It's not that bad!" she uttered seriously.

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.