Hunters Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I ask Hunter with a sarcasm chuckle. “Rip his heart out!” Hunter said as I dropped my phone and leaped off the porch shifting in midair.

I didn't believe him. "It's okay. I don't want any scandals so don't play such jokes with me. Otherwise, what will happen to you can never be interpreted as a joke." I was smiling as bright as my sleepless eyes could go. "Wow, relax, fox. You don't have to get all defensive. I was being sarcastic that night. You can ask Denzel, I never mean any harm." "Denzel can't vouch for someone like you." I cringed. "You don't know him as much as I do. My name is Hunter by the way." He suddenly opened one corner of his jacket so that I could see his tattooed name on his right breast.

Hunter announced, looking happy to be getting his vision back. He's lucky, I thought he was going to stay blind forever. “Anita really effed you up so bad, didn't she, huh?” I joked and chuckled, balling my first in anger as I brought up the topic about Anita when the joke was no longer funny. Who we don't have locked up anymore, all because Hunter here choose not to listen when he should have.

I question. "Oh, fuck," Haden mutters behind me, "Did we seriously wander into a hunter's lair in the middle of a snowstorm?" "That's right, you freaks. I'm a human who cares enough for my race and my country to annihilate you all!" The gunman screams.

I never thought a girl would have this much power over me but even after kissing her I know I am goner for the rest of my life. “Okay let’s forget about what she said for right now. Answer me this, what did you do today to piss her off?” ‘You breathed’ Hunter jokes. Ha-ha very funny Hunter, you will be lucky if I don’t feed you dog food the next time you come out. ‘Whatever goes in my mouth ends up in your stomach later.’ My wolf is just ridiculous.

I’d tied him to this exact same tree last year. “Untie me, asshole,” I snapped, glaring up at him. Hunter grinned, leaning one shoulder against the tree like this was the most entertaining thing he’d seen all night. The fireworks painted his face in bursts of red and gold — a devil in celebration lighting. “Now why would I do that, tiger?” he drawled. “You look good tied up.” I rolled my eyes so hard it almost hurt. “You’re a dead man.” “Already heard that one,” he said, chuckling. “Usually right before someone ends up flat on their ass.”

I do know that she feels the same way, but as I have said, I am far more powerful than her. But then the boys hit me with another joke, and I must by far say it is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Now I truly wish I can stick a sock in Connor's mouth. "You do know that they have a leader, and this dude is probably not the only one." "Are you just not a ray of sunshine. How on earth do we find them and not even mention kill them all?" "Well, that, my dear friend, is where you become a hunter."

Have I said something crazy? He quickly rises from his seat and stands beside me as his palm hits my forehead. "Man, I thought you had a fever or something. I know we can't get that sick, but seriously now, you are talking about some bullshit here. How can you call a hunter, someone who's killing your people, a beautiful creature? Are you out of your mind? No, wait, you must be joking." Aros chuckles as he immediately guesses the answers I might give.

Was this Hunter’s second cold joke? Hunter said seriously, “I never joke. I wish you all a good time. Thank you!” Hunter left after he was done speaking. The live broadcast room was revived after more than ten seconds. There were overwhelming comments that kept popping up like a tidal wave, with only one core meaning— ‘Help! Sienna is actually the boss of the Universal Atrium! Oh my God, I’m stupefied!’

I immediately glared at her. “Oh my word! I can’t —“ “There you are! I’ve been searching through heaven and earth for the both of you and you’re here bickering?” The hunter laughed while pointing his silver-colored hun at the both of us. “You both are so stupid. Your game is over now. Come out!”