Icarly Quotes Novels & Stories

"Eat it. Don't abuse it." Grant wears a smug grin. "Colton's favorite motto." I can tell they're talking about something inappropriate. Colton unwraps his taco. "It's a good one, but not my fucking favorite, Walsh." "Oh, do tell, what's your 'fucking' favorite?" Colton takes a bite, and sauce drips down his unshaven jaw. He licks his thumb and says with a mouthful, "Don't be a fucking dick." My dad flashes a half-smile. "A motto we've all broken."

Archer looked at Calla disbelief "I love ice cream" We turned to the person who said that "What are you doing here? This is not a couple time , it's girls time" Cailey protested , Zac looked at her disbelief "I bet Cesantio will get their butt here , let's go" Lauren pulled Kayla , Joan , Crystal out "How do you know that we're here?" Cailey asked Zac. Zac took her ice cream and pointed at his phone. Cailey sighed "Let's join Lauren" I said to Autumn

but still. You aren't bad until you're bold enough to use your enemy's own words to mock them. - I preferred dressing as Tink. You aren't bad until you can successfully break into somewhere get stuck there and slip away unnoticed. - that was a close call, but Luka just had to almost ruin it. You aren't bad until you've exhausted every insult and sassy remark known to mankind. -no wonder I'm always tired. You aren't bad until you have a 'muscle car'. - mine happens to be a Volkswagen Beetle.

“What am I supposed to say? Todd is the biggest dick I know, which is ironic considering his dick wasn’t actually all that big in real life, and now I’m here, back home with Mommy and Daddy, not sure what to do with my life. Though sitting here, eating my weight in junk food and watching trashy reality TV seems like a good way to go out.” Carly snatches the remote from my hands and turns off the TV. She stands up and puts one hand on her hip. “You knock this off right now,” she demands with a quiet sternness only a mother is capable of. “Yes, Todd was a grade-A asshole, but you are not going to let that asshole turn you into…whatever it is you’re doing right now.” “Wallowing in the failures

"That's why you might be fucked by Myles, he's a nice soul trapped in a bad boy's body." "How do you know that?." "If you keep dragging this issue, I will assume that you both have a hate to love story." "No, we don't." She scoffed. "You see, you are dragging it." I stated. We walked into the cafeteria and went straight to get our lunch from the lunch lady. "The day that she will actually have a smile on her face, that's the day, I will start bring my lunch because it will be very creepy." Carly commented and I stifled a laugh.

"There's no need for you to be sarcastic. As far as I can see, I'm the only person on your side here. " "I'm not forcing you to be on my side. If you want to leave, then leave," I snap and surprisingly feel tears welling at the back of my eyes. God, I hate my life. I hate living like this. This is not what I signed up for. "Cara, don't be like that. I hate seeing you sad. If you don't want these tacos, then how about we poison them and give them to your evil sister? Maybe she'll be stupid enough to eat them and die?"

“Please. That’s just how the game works. If you want something badly enough, you have to be willing to pay for it.” Carly gave a small, mocking laugh. “Grandpa’s gonna lose it if he ever finds out about this.” Carter shot her a look. “Not if you keep that mouth of yours shut.” Carly rolled her eyes and turned to leave. “Hey! I’m still your cousin! How can you look at me like—” But before he could finish complaining, Carly had already pulled her baseball cap lower and disappeared into the crowd, leaving Carter grumbling under his breath, not daring to shout after her.

i bet he is sad asf #camnicisreal #camnic5ever @taylorfixme i'm two minutes away from punching u right in the face through my phone #onlyifitwerepossible @camerontaylornotswift Let's see how long she lasts!!! i mean she does seem tuff asf, but people often break under glitz and glamour and fame. it is not seriously for everyone. dhjsjs hope she lasts (not!) @taylorscissorsiykwim BUUUUT LMFAO ya all be talking like u all are celebrities and millionaires?? LMFAOOO im laughin so hard like???

Nice choice silly sauce. I blushed in embarrassment upon remembering the time that I said that. I was about to leave I*******m when I saw Iris' comment. eyeris_slc: I can die now. An angel has been sent to take me to heaven. Bye, Earth!!! athijhaeasssss: No, you can't. Dame will go nuts and he'll probably hunt me. I shook my head and laughed at how silly we were on the comment section. I slid my phone inside my purse then looked for the keys.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I