Idiot Brain Novels & Stories

She raised one arm above her head, thinking. “You know Lolita, I’m not sure I even know what my type are. It’s very confusing, really.” “No, tell me, really.” “I think it has something to do with the brain?” She looked as confused as she sounded. “I like intelligent people; how about that?”

He releases my hand and I breathe out in relief, I take a step back so that I am a few inches away from him. "I like you Brianna and I have been trying to show you for so long but you're just too dumb to notice" I close my eyes and shake my head a bit vigorously, "Come again" I say acting as if I didn't catch what he just said. This man is an idiot, how could he let such incoherent words flow out of his smelly mouth and expect me to respond. I clearly heard and understood what the idiot said but I just don't want to come to terms with it because I am embarrassed, why do I attract only douchebags? I need a freaking break before my head explodes in frustration.

How a being that has lived for more than hundreds of years can still be so stupid is beyond me. Judging by the scowl on his face, he didn't get it. The poor guy jumps up, kicks the chair and grabs onto his hair. "Of all the possibilities, he had to break every law and choose a stupid one," he hisses, pacing around like a lost puppy. "Hey, who are you calling stupid, you old fart?" I shout at him. Stupid? Ha, I guess he can read my mind because he's the stupid one. Honestly, at this point, I'd rather die an agonising death than continue talking to Mr Peanut Brain.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

"There's nothing special about it! Is this good-for-nothing's brain damaged?" "I think that this fellow is not only useless but also a fool!"

And we are when those devils are needed. She nodded at me as if saying for me to continue to which I did. "See, we are not just going there like we own the place. We have to plan on how we are going to ask him. And don't look at me like. I know with your pea sized brain you couldn't plan, so look at this" I told her as she shot me a look of absolute disbelief and horror as I shoved a compact disc into her arms. "My brain is not pea sized, you pig. I own this company. I'm intelligent. You are a pig to even think I'm an idiot, you idiot." She told me, sticking her tongue out, once again. To which she proved me, she is indeed an idiot.

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

He suddenly asked as he knocks NiNi's head twice with her index finger, possibly want to check what was inside. "Jerk! Are you calling me dumb?" She threw his hand away and shot a glare at him. "No, don't you know pig brain is good for the human brain, it helps the IQ of humans. The fact is the pig brain is quite expensive." He says with a serious face. NiNi was interested. Her big eyes blink twice as she asks him. "Really? Is that why a pig's brain costs so expensive? so piggy is a smart creature?"She asks innocently.

In the end, she misplaced a decimal point, turning a multi-million-dollar deal into a one-dollar giveaway. I had rushed all the way to the high-speed rail station, begging and negotiating, even drinking with the client the entire night. Only then did I manage to recover the company's losses. Jenny pouted aggrievedly, saying, "Zoe, do you think I'm stupid? You wouldn't even let me do a thing. I don't know much, sure, but I've been working hard for the company. It's like you're biased against me." Since the day she joined, it was either she 'accidentally' destroying important documents or her trying to deliver water to coworkers, only to accidentally' splash it onto the power switch and black