Idiot Friends Spongebob Novels & Stories

I say staring up at him brightly. Who would get bored? Me? Definitely not! I can stay here for days without getting bored! He looks at me for a while before he nods his head hesitantly. Still not believing me. I nod my head at him to assure him that I was indeed being serious. I can't possible get bored here. *In Spongebob's Narrator's voice* *thirty minutes Later* "I'm borreeedddd" I groaned loudly rolling over on the sofa.

What she saw made her blood run cold. It was a message from an unknown number. The text was short and chilling: **“Nice kiss by the pool last night. Does Lily know her daddy is fucking her best friend? Delete this message and I send the clearer version to everyone. Be smart, little girl.”** Attached was a blurry but unmistakable photo.

My name's Elizabeth Morgan, I'm 17 and a senior at Hillside High. If you didn't catch on, I live in this town called Hillside. We have lots of hills, and it's the most boring place I've ever lived. I don't recommend it to anyone. Anyways, back to the important stuff and the real reason why you're reading this. At my school, there's this one boy who is commonly known as the fuckboy. He's slept with every girl in our grade besides four of us. Those lucky four being myself, my best friend Ellie, and two other girls you'll probably hear about later.

Isla's eyebrows furrowed in feigned confusion, "Bestfriend King? Your bestfriend is a king? Of what kingdom?" Joan and Alistair laughed. "I'm so sorry, I said bestfriend, King" She stressed on the pause, "his name is King." "Aaaaah, I see." Isla pretended to blush in embarrassment, scratching her head, "It just sounded really like, well, you know and I thought...uhm... nevermind. It's just so really...embarrassing. I'm such a ..." "I'll leave you two now and...uhm see you later. You're getting discharged in three days, right? I'll make sure to come visit."

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

“SpongeBob?” “And you,” Sophia added, tapping her iPad and turning it toward me. “Look at this. ‘The Dangerous Lawyer, the Billionaire Dad, and the Internet’s Favorite Toddler of the Week.’” In the photo, I was laughing, hair flying, sunlight catching on the side of my face. Zane sat next to me, arm draped casually over the back of my chair, looking like a man who knew exactly how handsome, rich, and dangerously addictive he was, more potent than espresso shots mixed with unresolved daddy issues.

“Shut the fuck up moron, we're not on SpongeBob's cartoon series.” After a fifteen long minutes of taking a bath, together naked like usual. They just find it normal as they keep doing this for almost three-fourth of their lives since they become best friends. Playing like a child but once done there childish showering, they both coming out their way towards the wardrobe and getting the same clothes as if they are couple but they're just friends. “When will you going back to your house?” Dizen fastening on his belt while talking to his friend beside him.

"I love you Hazel, I love you very much. Never forget that" And I know she means every word she just said. She's God sent in my life "I love you more you little munchkin" "Are you ready kids!" She suddenly sings and I know where she's coming from so I respond "Aye Aye Captain!" "Ooohh...who lives in a pineapple under the sea!" " Sponge Bob Square Pants!" We both continue to sing and laugh. Our friendship starts at forever and ends at never. I love you bestie. ************************************

I finally said, wanting to offer my help. “What?” They both asked in unison, startling me. “I can bake,” I said quietly, seeing no other way. “What can you bake?” Angie asked with a ray of hope rising in her mind. “Everything, anything you want,” I said with a smile and confidence. If my confidence was a balloon, it got deflated by the most loathing laughter and it came from Mr. Amos. “You? Oh come on human,” he said in between laughs and continued to laugh at me.

Knight bought for me the first day and other small things that I had with me. Carson had gone to the gym with his friends as soon as he left school. He was going to have his last training for the championship tomorrow. I had asked him if I could come tomorrow and once again he was hesitant, until eventually he caved in the end. I wasn't ready to sleep and I was bored out of my mind, so I decided to go downstairs to watch the television. I was feeling in the mood to watch some cartoons, so I put the station on Nickelodeon. I saw that Spongebob Squarepants was showing and I smiled to myself. I love this cartoon. I don't care if I was too old for cartoons, but I would never get tired of Spongeb