Idiot Friends Spongebob Novels & Stories

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.

"Everyone knows we hate each other but I think I hate him more than he hates me," "Why?" "It's a long story," "I think we have all day," I laughed. "Don't we?" "We actually do. I've never told anyone about it because I always feel half of the story or should I say the reason why I hate Lucas is his story to tell not mine. So, I'm not going to go into too many details, alright?" "Aye, aye captain," "Okay SpongeBob," We both smiled. I interlaced her finger with my fingers. "We were friends for a very long time until seven years ago when Lucas disappeared from the surface of the earth,"

my girlfriend stood in the company of five guys……five dinosaurs I’d have to find a way to kick out of my house soon. “Oh, hey, Damien….. come on, in.” Sebastian, the fucker with an all too eager smile, waved. Nothing is fucking funny.

One of the reason why our friendship becomes more stronger and longer. "You know there are two kinds of friends, the first is the real friend and the second is plastic." I said and nodded at it. "I'm aware of that, I'm not stupid like you." I immediately looked at him badly after he said no to me. "What the-- kala ko ba mabait ka na ?!" "I am, I was just joking stupid." There he is again! Like a fool, is he annoying or does he really want to make me angry? An hour later the show ended and he put his laptop aside. "I was thinking, what about let's talk about our favorites? What do you think?"

She snickered, pulling her braids backwards when they dropped all over her face. "Girls and their problems." Abu butted in. Abu, and I met when I was six years old, he can be an idiot most times but who isn't an idiot once in a while anyways? He's an amazing person too, he's just dumb along with being brilliant. We are close Friends who tell each other almost everything. I sighed and rolled my eyes as amara smacked his arm before scolding him.

After fighting my way out of duvet jungle , I finally settle down…and right on time too! My favorite part of the introduction plays , and being a Spongebob fan – I mimic the yellow sponge dude. I pretend that I have a long yellow noise as him , and play it like a flute with him. I always did that , I will never miss any opportunity to copy that action. If I don’t do it , then I must be an imposter. Jason’s Pov

"Will you please explain to me love why there are soap suds on the whole bathroom floor at 6 in the morning? I almost slip on the floor if I did not grab on the counter on time!" "You see Gideon. Uhmmm." I need a valid excuse. I need a good explanation to pacify his irritation. Help me! "Spongebob" I mentally face palm myself. I can even hear my ancestors say what the fudge. "What? Spongebob?" Gideon crossed his arms across his chest letting me dig my own grave deeper. So I did. We aim to please. "It is his fault. You see he got bored under the sea so he float up to the surface and decided to play in our bathroom with Peter the starfish."

My idiot❤️: Hunter You: Yes? My idiot❤️: You didn't say I love you back. You: I said goodnight tho. My idiot❤️: Your point? This is the time you say I love you back. You: I don't want to tho. My idiot❤️: 😒😒😒 You: Fine. Happy😌 My idiot❤️: Why are you like this? You: Adorable? Cute? A lovely human being? I could go on.

Nuel asked as he laid beside me and handed me the remote before getting up again to turn off the lights so it was only the television illuminating the room. After channel surfing for a while, I finally settled on nickelodeon. "SpongeBob? Really?" He said with a teasing smile. "What? I like Spongebob." I defended pouting. No one dare looks down on my spongebob. " I love you." He said out of the blue. "I love you too Nu-Nu." I cooed. "No baby, let's look for a better nickname." He grimaced. "No, I like that one." I sulked.