Mated To Valentine
"Behold."
I wheeze. "You look like a badly-rendered cartoon character."
He shrugs. "Humans pay actual money to look like this."
His skin shifts again, chest suddenly expanding.
"Jesus," I gasp, barely holding in my laughter.
He glances down at his new, comically oversized boobs. There are nipples pointing out from his shirt's silky material. "I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."
I press my forehead against the table, trying to breathe.