Innapropriate Jokes Novels & Stories

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

I would, too, if I had Patrick as a spouse. "How about truth or dare?" The smooching couples asked at the same time and squealed for their adequate timing. "Isn't that like for kids?" I rolled my eyes. "That would be perfect for you, wouldn't it?" I blurred out way faster than I should. "Mean!" Mike snarled before his voice died into laughter, and everyone laughed over the inappropriate joke, too, although I'd now begun to feel bad. "Oh, you got a feisty one!" The guy Harper had mesmerized said to Axel.

The new generations have already lost the fun of real adventure which starts with a pure struggle). Jenny looked at his face and said with a laugh, 'I'm kidding, don't mind me kid! I thought you like little jokes, so I tried one.' "It was a joke, a joke is equal to a lie. And lying isn't a good thing, actually when you're with a teen. You adults these days totally teach the wrong things to us. And it's also a reason why the teens of our society are more into troubles and making troubles for everyone as well as them." 'Wait… wait, wait… What!? How did you come up with this thing?' "I didn't come to anything else, the things I've said are the facts of the present." 'I know about the facts kid,

I saw it—Gideon Salton taking cash from his buddies, one after another. That was when it clicked: I was just the punchline in some bet. The ones who lost laughed first, then rolled their eyes like I was the idiot. "Madison Montclaire, do you even get how much I lost 'cause of you? Use your brain for once." "We've told you a million times—Gideon's way outta your league. You really thought he'd marry you?"

"I hate jokes and there is not a single joke that I laughed at. I am a serious type of person and it makes me really annoyed when someone said a joke... especially when it's not funny at all!" "But don't judge the book by its cover! I am not trying to brag or anything of that nature... I am actually one of the best comedians in our pack. My talent to make others happy is unparalleled so I can make you happy even when you are at the saddest part of your life!" "Why don't you throw a joke so we can find out if you are really telling the truth or you are just bluffing!" Conan said. "Don't do it," I said with a firm voice. "Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a w

“Jokes have owners, Grace! Do not try to crack one if you know you will do something contrary to what a joker can, and that is to pull a smile or erupt outbursts of laughter from people. That back there was not a joke at all, Grace!” I say that because if she was joining, that was a terrible one. She should know that she stinks at it.

She shook her head. “Nothing.” But she knew they wouldn’t buy it. “It’s just… just a joke I read.” “Seriously. What joke?” Justin asked, raising a challenging brow at her. Shit! She had to make up a joke really quickly. She cleared her throat. “N-not all men are annoying. Some are dead.” She faked an angelic smile on her face. “Ha-ha. That’s really funny,” Justin said, faking a laugh. Then in a more serious tone he said, “You know, technically speaking, it’s office hours. But don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as your cousin—who could fire you.”

" I might decide to write a very horrid report that could potentially cost you your future, Max." " Relax, I was just teasing you," I tried on a light chuckle but she didn't receive it as well as I thought. " Can't you take a joke, Amanda?" " Are you shitting me right now? " She was livid. " You woke me up at 3 am to crack inappropriate jokes and expect me to take a joke and laugh as if it's funny? Do you have any idea with whom you're messing with?" " I just wanted to talk to you, okay?"