Insult Humor Novels & Stories

" Xixi was insulting him. If everyone should insult him because of the careless use of his dick, it shouldn't be Xixi. It was as if all his bitterness surfaced at once. "You are causing a nuisance and a menace to me. You are very stupid to insult me Xixi. I am only good at my dick, yes and I used it to fuck you as often as I like and however I want to.

he mocked, letting the words hang. Laughter spilled from the table. My fingers tightened on my glass until the stem bit into my palm. I felt the heat build, not from the warm flush of good cheer, but from the slow burn of insult. I should have laughed it off. I should have stayed calm. Instead the laugh turned in my throat into something hard. “He must be drunk,” I muttered, forcing a grin I didn’t feel. “As if you know anything about instability,” he shot back, sliding his glass away like a tribunal passing judgment.

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

he grimly smiled as he sat back down. “So tell me, Why should I waste my precious time and money on you when you clearly don’t deserve it?” He ran his eyes full of disgust and scorn all over her in a bid to get a rise out of her. Narrowing her eyes at the insult, she lifted an eyebrow, “I can see you have resolved to keep the insults coming. I wanted us to talk like civilized human beings, but since I can see you are incapable of something like that, I won’t even bother. But then again, no surprise there. Seeing as you are equally incapable of other things,” she slyly smiled as she crossed her legs while running her eyes over the zipper of his trousers.

I shouted insults at him, calling him every name in the book, but he just laughed in response. "Let me go! I'm not finished with you!" I shouted, fueled by anger. "Oh, calm down, sweetheart. No need to get all riled up," he chuckled in response, his voice dripping with amusement. I glared at him, my heart still pounding in my chest. "You think this is funny? You think you can just mock me?" He shrugged casually. "You're the one making a scene here. So, go ahead, insult me. Call me every name in the book. It won't change a thing."

“It is childish to ignore people and it is ignorant to turn down a good offer because of.. stupid reasons.” “Very articulate.” I mock him because he usually prides himself on sounding oh-so sophisticated. “So now I am not only a child, but I am also ignorant and have stupid reasons for doing stupid things. Good to know. I will just add that to yours and Noah's other insults.” I glare at him and he huffs angrily. “Do not ever compare me to him,” Andras growls quietly. “Oh, but you are acting just like him.” I hiss back at Andras.

"Your humor would be so memorable it would go down in history." "Do you feel so offended by me insinuating something so obvious?" The tone was arrogant, sarcastic. "And besides, I really would... imagine," she leaned her delicate shoulder against Audra's, giving off a wicked air. "A ducal princess being a court jester... truly impressive, don't you think?"

"If you don't have the common sense to not to enter in anyone's room without permission that too if you know the person just for few days then I'm afraid that you don't choose washroom of your house as a hang out place with your close friends in the name of having no formalities of a particular place of meeting among yourselves" She laughed out loud whereas her eyes conveyed utmost disgust for him who doesn't spare a second to hover around her much to her irritation. Nathan pressed his lips to control his laughter which threatened to burst out at any second whereas Dhruv just smiled sheepishly at Ira as if enjoying his own insult just to cover his embarrassment. Nevertheless, gulping all his

"I think of a thousand clever things after the fact, but my general go to at the time is along the lines of 'well, so's your face'. It doesn't have the same sort of effect." "I love so's your face as an insult, it encompasses the general patheticness of the situation." I reply and we both grin at one another, finally spotting the four guys by the bar. We head over arm in arm and despite the glares from Booby and her cronies, I thoroughly enjoy the rest of the night and don't want it to end.

God really had his favorites. My face threatened to burn. I put the ice pack down and glared at him. "I'm not sure if you're giving compliments or you're lowkey insulting me." Another soft laugh escaped his lips as he flipped the page. "Didn't know saying cute is already a form of insult. Since when did they change the meaning, hmm?"