Intelligent Humour Quotes Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

It was at times like this he doubted his high IQ. Hearing him admit that outrightly, Marcus couldn't control his laughter anymore and burst out laughing . He could picture his friend standing like an idiot staring at a woman. That scene was hilarious to him. Lucas on the other hand controlled his laughter but smiled at his friends foolishness. How can a computer genius be so stupid when it comes to such Minor issues? But who could blame him,it seems like the gender he has detested and stayed as far as possible from them has finally lured him to it's trap.

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Engineer Akinyemi’s eyes gleamed with satisfaction as he watched the pair squirm. “Um… I don’t know, sir,” Charles finally conceded, bracing himself for the scathing remark that was sure to follow. “Tsk, tsk, tsk,” Engineer Akinyemi began, shaking his head theatrically. “So sad. Money can’t buy you intelligence—or common sense,” he drawled, his tone dripping with condescension. A ripple of laughter spread through the class, feeding the lecturer’s satisfaction. “You two should consider a career in comedy,” he continued, smirking. “The only thing humorous about you both is your miserable lives and utter lack of intelligence.”

I muttered, trying to defend myself "Empty brain? Jeez! Do you know how many girls are dying just to have me tutor them because of my high level of intelligence? Winning over me in a test doesn't make you a winner! We still have a lot and I'll make sure to put you into your place during that time! Just tell me you are doing this for yourself! Just because of the excursion fee!" He yelled, scoffing "Ok, ok, ok, I've heard you! My high level of intelligence!" I mocked