Intelligent Humour Quotes

Niyi Omobowale has everything a teenager could ever want. She's beautiful, intelligent, and has extremely loving parents that would do anything for their first daughter. In addition, she attends Achievers High School, the most elite school in Lagos, where she is admired by all the students. However, she has a crippling insecurity, one that overshadows her interaction with other people and makes her wonder if she would find love when she's older: she is blind. Handsome and aloof, Bolaji Akinwande draws the attention of every girl in the school by simply existing. When his friends dare him to date Niyi as a prank, Bolaji obliges. Niyi now has to decide between dating Bolaji or facing the wrath of Amanda, Bolaji's queen bee ex girlfriend.

"Nakalimutan man ng isip ko ang pangalan mo, ang lahat ng tungkol sa iyo ngunit alam kong ang pagtibok ng puso ko ang magpapaalala nito sa akin, sa iyo." -Rojainnah Scheiner - Frostier He is a calm devil waiting for his turn to strangle people to death but he can be an angel for the sake of his amnesiac wife. Rojainna Scheiner-Frostier suffered from retrograde amnesia where she can't remember anything from her past. Including her husband, the crowned fearless billioniare and her brother. Maalala pa kaya niya kung sino siya sa tulong ng asawa o tuluyan nang ibaon sa limot ang lahat?

"I'm sorry Avry, let me explain.." Buong pusong pakiusap ko sa kanya. Nasasaktan ako. Ang sakit sakit. Bakit masakit? All of it is just part of the game. Make her fall in love with me yet ako ata ang nahulog ng malala. "Save it, Ice. I don't need it. Don't worry we're even. Hindi naman kita minahal." Bumalik ang walang emosyon niyang mukha. Bakit ganun? Parang mas masakit pa to kumpara sa lahat ng naging break ups ko? Ayaw ng tumigil ng mga luha ko.

His thrusts quickened, and she didn't know when she began to pant, "Oh, God, Oh, God," Angel's voice was humour laced with arrogance as he said, "I doubt if he would approve." Boundaries are meant to be broken. Rules are made to be defied. And each character here is ready to shatter every expectation. This is a story of raw passion, insatiable hunger, and the delicious surrender to pure, unadulterated pleasure.

Princess Blanche Elizabeth is a Princess in a big palace, she wanted to leave the palace, but the king and queen stopped her, One day, secretly outside palace, she met a travelling hunter. Ever since they met, they always met and talked in secret so that the king and queen would not know. And one day she was shocked when her father and mother found out that she was coming out of the palace and meeting a hunter. They are furious. Thus she was guarded by the soldiers in the palace and said that when she went out, they would kill her belived 'Chase holter' so the two decided to flee and leave the palace. But they did not expect the tragedy to happen that would cause Princess Blanche Elizabeth to lose her memory. "No matter what happens, I will be there to rescue... and protect you" -Chase

Summer Molina doesn't know how many times her mother told them the story about the island who abandoned them, many years ago. Even she doesn't know the entire story behind that, that story opened her mind that the world was made very cruel. At her young age, she chose to leave their city to find a job somewhere, where she can earn higher salary, until it brings her to the island of El Salvador. An island far from civilization that hides a very beautiful town. All she thought that she will find there a job-but she is wrong. The white sand shore, clear blue water, the sunset, everything in the island make her realize one thing—she was on the island that she thought that only exists in her mother's story. Works as a secretary of Lucius Salvador the ceo of the El Salvador's chain of hotels and restaurants. A great business man and leader in the age of twenty-two. But behind of his greatness, he is undeniably cold to anyone. No girlfriend, no flings, his life is for nothing but for business. He seems like a snowman in the middle of fiery summer. After several months of work with Lucius, summer discovered some secrets lying behind them, and one of those is the reason of their bitter fate. Driven by anger, summer wants to revenge against the Salvador. She believes that every man's weakness is a woman's beauty. So, she decided to use hers. She will play him like a puppet under her strings of beauty, while taking them down little by little. But she is wrong. Igniting her cold target is not a great idea. Once he burns, his flames will claim and destroy her… inch by inch.  

Palaban, walang inuurungan, yan si Ksatreyah. Isa siyang ma-impluwensya at magaling sa pakikipaglaban. Ginagawa niya lahat mapasakanya lang ang oras at atensyon ng minamahal na si Kevier. At dahil din sa pagmamahal na iyon kung bakit niya nasasaktan ito sa pamamagitan ng pang-iipit dito. She even used Mia- Kevier's girlfriend para lang mahawakan sa leeg ang lalake. Tinatakot niya ito na sasaktan niya si Mia oras na makipagkita si Kevier dito. Hanggang saan hahantong ang kanyang mapanakit na pagmamahal? Hanggang saan niya matututunang bumitaw? Bibitaw ba siya kahit na alam niyang masasaktan siya at iyon ang ikakasiya ng lalakeng mahal niya? O patuloy niya itong mamahalin at susugal na mahalin siya nito pabalik ngunit kapag nangyari iyon ay alam niya sa sarili niyang, magiging miserable ang buhay nito.

Because of one night stand everything will change. ***** Maria Isabella Dimasali lived a normal life. She was not born with a golden spoon in her mouth but she is grateful to have an amazing parents and a bestfriend. She is always positive in life na kahit mahirap ang buhay ay nagagawa nyang ngumiti. Denrick Moncuedo is a rich businessman. He was called as a dragon in disguise and some even named him as the demon in a corporate suit. He is ruthless, merciless in the eyes of many people. But deep inside, he is just a broken man. Broken like a shattered glass. He doesn't want to move on. He wants to stay in the same position where his first love left him. Two different person with a very total different personality. Fate will make a way to cross their path. What will happen if this two person with a different personality will meet and work with each other? (COMPLETED)

Romana is a forty-year-old rich, intelligent, and sophisticated woman who falls in love with a male dancer who is already married. Vincent, who was clinging to the knife to save the life of his heart-diseased wife, agreed to be Romana's fuck buddy. Are a lot of money and good in bed enough to win the heart of the person you love? What if the love you want can destroy a whole and happy family? This is a story about money, heart, and lust that will deliver us a unique lesson.

Lily Daniels, an intelligent, ambitious but struggling artist struggling to make a living and drowning in debt, agrees to an outrageous proposal—a two-year contract marriage to a powerful and arrogant billionaire business Magnate, Lucas Hawke. Lucas needs a wife to secure his inheritance, and Lily needs a lifeline. The terms are clear: no love, no strings attached. But from the moment they sign the deal, sparks fly. Lily challenges Lucas’s cold and ruthless world, while he awakens feelings she swore she’d buried forever after the heartbreak of her broken engagement.