Intelligent Humour Quotes Novels & Stories

I got used to the light that was shining brightly before me. “Mom?” I breathed out, running towards her. She raised her hand, motioning me to stop. I stopped at once, fisting my hands in order to control my emotions. “How has life been?” She asked. “It is a cruel summer, weren’t you looking from the heaven above?” I smiled. “Had to learn from you” She laughed. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit….” I was interrupted by mom. “But the highest form of intelligence” She smirked at me.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

Luke twirled his mustache in a forced grimace of appreciation. “To tell you the truth, you surprised me. Your intelligence is far superior to many of those around us. When there was talk of your cleverness, I was skeptical, but you proved me wrong. You are stronger than I thought.” “Thank you for the compliments, especially coming from you. But it’s not quite what you say. You know that in our world, fools have no place. The shark quickly swallowed the weak fish.” “With the room you astonished me, but let me see you boast of your special drink,” he said in a dry tone.

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

In response to Lily’s question, the man laughed indifferently and said slowly, “That’s nothing you should worry about. It could be you, me, or any other intellectuals, but never those idiots.” Arrogance and disdain were evident in his tone, making Lily frown as she scoffed. “You think you’re one of the intellectuals, then?” “Of course!” He opened his arms and answered confidently. “Haven’t the recent happenings proved my intelligence? I was the one who planned everything and threw the world into chaos. If you hadn’t disrupted the process, I would’ve completed the entire project by now!”

While I’m realising that whenever we have played Trivial Pursuit, he’s clearly fudged his answers on purpose to give me a chance. “You do realise that winning quizzes in not a sign of actual intelligence?” I inform Scott. “Not that I’m criticising your knowledge. I know that you are actually intelligent. It’s just that some people, go through quiz books, memorising the answers. Where is the skill in that? At least in your case, Scott, you’ve answered these questions because you genuinely know all the answers, although I don’t understand how. I change my tune slightly, when I manage to answer another question, a proper one too. I manage to name the creator of The Times newspaper.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

She was full of happiness, "That won't work either. Baby, you mustn't listen to your father's nonsense. You must be kind and never be as bad as him." Anna stroked her belly, smiling happily. Liam laughed out softly. There was a feeling of being filled with happiness in his heart, and his gaze became as gentle as water. He tapped her forehead, "Thinking that other people are bad is because you don't have enough intelligence." Anna wrinkled her small nose and hummed lightly. "In front of a highly intelligent man like you, my little IQ is indeed not enough." She found a comfortable position and wrapped the covers tightly around her body, squinting her eyes slightly.