Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

Jordan's laughter came out of the blue and Irene merely stood and stared at him. After laughing for a long time, he stopped. "Irene, that was f*cking cool! You're so ugly and couldn't do anything well but who would have imagined that you could be so fierce? No man would dare to marry a woman like you."

The kind that comes out when something is so ridiculous your body doesn't know how else to react. "Do you think I'm joking?" I asked, my voice rising slightly. "Do you think everything I just said out there meant nothing? That I just said all of that and you can just say two words and I'll... what? Just forget it?" "That's not what I think," Khiron replied calmly. "Then what exactly are you doing right now?" "I'm being serious." I laughed again, sarcastically now, with no warmth in it whatsoever. "You're serious," I repeated, like saying the words out loud might make them make more sense. They didn't.

She said to him as she wore her seat belt. Daniel roared with laughter at her last statement. "What's funny?" She looked at him, "Am I cracking jokes?" "No babe." He couldn't stop laughing, "It's just the irony of the last statement." He explained. "So you think I ain't good for you too?" Her tone was harsh now. "No..." Daniel stopped laughing immediately, "That's not what I meant." That's exactly what you meant jackass! His subconscious mocked him. "What did you mean?" Red asked him with a glare.

he said, sounding completely confident. Marcus nodded along to everything he said. Although Iron was initially a little concerned, he now felt much more confident after demonstrating what his strength was capable of. Right then, Tyr, who had continued to play his box-moving game all this time, chuckled softly. There was a tinge of sarcasm in his chuckle. Iron’s facial expression became sullen as he turned to look at Tyr. “What are you laughing at?” There was a cold, unpleasant look in Iron’s eyes. Tyr snorted. “I’m laughing at you for being narrow-minded and ignorant.”

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Kira said, at the same time that I said, “Alpha Nael.” My father barked out a laugh, slapping his hands on the desk. “What’s so funny?” I asked. “The irony of it all,” my father said, a sickening smile crossing his features. “The thrill of the hunt!” “You are literally being hunted,” Kira emphasized, articulating her words. The atmosphere in the room had dropped to informal conversation, and Kira was able to address my father informally. “Why is that funny?” “I hardly feel like this is the time for jokes,” I agreed. I wasn’t eager to have my father leave my side anytime soon, for personal or political reasons.

Ivy asked. "Because I have a good feeling about him. He isn't bad or anything like that. Infact, he is so damn funny, Ivy. This man here is such a cute little baby. An angry bird if I must say," I said while laughing. "If the media hears of the things he had done then I bet no one would believe their ears unless they see it for themselves." I could hear the confusion in Ivy's voice as she asked curiously, "what's funny? What did he do that is making you laugh this much, girl?"

XAVIER'S POV Once we were parked properly, I killed the car's engine and we all climbed out of the truck. "How about the others?" "Fuck!" Felix exclaimed and we both burst into laughter. Iris looked at us in confusion. "What's funny? We had about three vehicles following behind us and they're nowhere to be found and you both think it's funny?" I shook my head. "We're laughing because of an inside joke." "You better make me understand what's going on. I don't give a shit about your inside jokes,"

Maddie said with plea heavy in her voice. I didn’t even know when I burst out laughing. It was probably from the look on Jared’s face but whatever it was, I was laughing and they were looking at me. I missed interactions like this and seeing someone that was not part of our friend group talk about Jared that way made things amusing. “I’m sorry,” I said, stopping my laughter. “Everything about Jared is stupid and funny.” “Come on now!” I laughed again and Maddie followed suit. Jared got annoyed and sat up then dropped some cash on the table.

continued Albern. Harnum smiled at Albern's words. “Ahahaha….” Harnum chuckled. Albern looked at his wife who was laughing. “Hey, Mrs. AB, why are you laughing, hmmm?” Albert protested. "Haha... I just find it funny hearing what you say, handsome Mr. AB." Harnum joked while continuing to laugh out loud. "Hhh... don't tell me that you think I'm like a clown, so you think I'm funny."