Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

“Furthermore, I agree that I've been unintentionally misdirecting my frustrations at you and apologize for that too.” A long minute stretched between them and the softly playing radio filled the space with Arte Shaw’s You’re a Sweet Little Headache, Helen Forrest’s voice ringing clear as a bell: ‘You're a sweet little headache, but still lots of fun. I’ve a good mind to spank you then thank you for all you've done’. The supreme irony of it at that exact moment wasn’t lost on either of them. Though both tried to fight it, the undeniable amusement crept into their locked gazes. Evelyn cracked, huffing as she fought her grin, then they both burst into laughter.

I asked him. “What's so funny?” he asked, irritation laced in his voice. “You're so funny, uncle. Sometimes, I wonder why you didn't go into comedy.” sarcasm dripped as I spoke. “Your highly respected Karl Palmer has been arrested and you are here laughing. What's so funny?” “Why would anyone dare to arrest Karl Palmer? Can't you just think of anything else that could sound real?” he spat. “You know what else won't be real to you? Your life in jail,” I countered.

"Who would be so idle?" "I don't know," Ethel replied with an ironic tone, her lips arched mischievously. "I really have no idea." "So funny," Audra responded with a hint of irony. "Why haven't they hired you as a court jester yet, huh?" He arched one eyebrow as he approached her shoulder, almost lightly pushing her. "Your humor would be so memorable it would go down in history."

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

I'm pretending to cry when I ask hahaha, just go hit me hahaha. "No baby no! hahaha, we won't beat you with the iron, what I want you to do is insert this iron into your hole, this iron HAHAHA" This said I winced at their plan, they are really stupid this, but hahaha go to flow first so as not to ruin a happy moment like this... "S-Alright, I'll-I'll do it" I cried pretending to promise, hahaha, just wait, everything went according to my plan... "Okay, reach here and start hahahaha" He ordered me, fuck I winced at the fat and the size of the iron they wanted to insert into my hole, and then he threw it at me and I caught it...

I wanted to be alone for a while! I felt a tingling in my heart, and I felt pity, and I stared at it tightly and calmly, and I said, But... the doctor's diagnosis may be wrong! Or maybe... Or maybe a joke? I stared at him in incomprehension, and he made a faint sarcastic voice, but he quickly burst out laughing and moving his face! He muttered between his laughter, "This is so much fun." Oh my God! I understood it and said impatiently and indignantly, You are silly! Do you think yourself funny? It's not as cute as you think.

Her expression darkened. She pointed straight at the leader. "Hey, you ugly rooster-looking idiot." The surrounding thugs froze. Lucien quietly leaned back, interested. Iris didn't stop. "Do you hear yourself?" she continued, voice sharp. "You sound like a walking expired coupon." A few of the gang members choked, trying not to laugh. The leader blinked— Then suddenly burst out laughing. "Hahaha!" Instead of getting angry, he seemed even more entertained. "Sharp tongue," he said, clearly amused. "I like that even more."

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

Lauren laughed, melting in sarcasm. — She just said that she was good for all of us, that she loved us and that she smiled at the wind. – Ironized. Karila narrowed her eyes, it was a good move. “You've done something unreal. – Assumed low. “Maybe I'm not as useless as you think. Lauren snapped, her voice full of mockery.