Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

“I don't own a curling iron. Anyway, my hair always gets frizzy whenever the air gets too humid or dry and I didn’t have a hair tie on me to... stop laughing. It's not funny.” “If it's not funny then why am I laughing?” “Because you're a dick.” “Or because it is funny. But you're right, it's not funny.” “Really?” “Yeah. It's hilarious.” “You're the dickiest dick of all time.” “I can’t even take your insult seriously.” She couldn't deny that his one dimpled smile was making it hard for her to stay mad. Until he pinched her arm. “What the fuck was that for?” “Just checking to see if you're real. Glad to know that I'm not crazy.”

" Why are you even so stubborn? I told you to give me a hot coffee but you went ahead to give me a cold one in this cold weather? "You know what?! I think I'm......" Sir please forgive me! I'm very... Very.... Very..... Very...... So.... So.... Sorry! Lucy utter more like a singing way as Hudson burst into laughter. Why's she just so funny? Because the way she said sorry actually made him laugh.

If you're really a Ford, I'll let you use my head as a soccer ball. The room burst into laughter. Mia's face darkened. Her voice turned cold. "Logan, enough. Keep this up and I'm really breaking up with you." My consciousness started fading. My limbs turned cold. Darkness crept into my vision. With difficulty, I turned toward a blurry figure near the doorway. Using the last of my strength, I forced out: "Help... me..." Aaron burst out laughing. "Who's going to save you? Your fans?" The crowd laughed as they shoved me back into the liquor again.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

"I was thinking of ways to get rid of you." "Hahaha," he laughed, sarcastically, holding me by my fingers as he twirled me around. Uncontrollable feelings surged through my body, and my fingers tingled in delight. "That was funny. Very funny. The funniest thing I've heard in a megaannum."

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

Refund or no refund you wearing that off in 8 hours"! He pushed them aside and went to bed. They looked at each other and laughed silently 😂😂 I would have laughed myself you know. They both went to Yazaan's room to laugh, they laughed so hard,the "iron line" really tickled them so hard cause they couldn't stop laughing. 🤣

Sana said by making a fake sad face. "Oh, you are one of those !! Whose teased their friend..." Iru said. "Yeah, I am one of those like you. Remember you also did the same with me and Sunny." By saying that Sana stops and now her face is really sad. "I am sorry Sana. Can't you forgive Sunny ?" Iru said.

"You are just looking at him right now." Hana stops laughing and her smile slowly fading like it is not a funny thing she'd heard from Chen's corny mouth. She feels like, Chen is really serious the time he throwed that line. Hana thought that maybe Chen was just joking and it just a funny thing or an irony thought that can be a good line to throw for Hana. So, Hana bluffly laughs like it was very awkward for the both of them and Chen also laugh but Chen cut the fun.

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