Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

I replied, ignoring the fact that he just told me there were others like him and the big huge rabbit earlier. It waved its wings at me. “Opinion matters depending on what the topic is about.” “Well, the topic is only about naming an owl figurine Fish.” It shook its head. “I cannot believe a human, like you are so dumb.” “I’m not. It’s called irony.” “What is?” I shook my head. “Calling me dumb but you’re one too.” Before Fish could say something, the glass door burst open and Lawrence came in hopping quickly towards me. “Hey, Lawrence!” Fish greeted happily, whilst I only smiled and waved at him. “This hu-“

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

It was difficult for him to get the words out through his laughter. It was impossible to resist giggling along with him now. His laughter was infectious. “He fell like a bag of straw.” Egan laughed, throwing his head back, and she joined him, and they were soon laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. Her sides hurt, and she had to straighten up and breathe, because her baby was protesting in her belly. “We are laughing over dead men.” She said finally, looking around sadly. “Three dead and a straw man,” Egan said, and began laughing afresh.

Roman mock-gasps, choking out his words. "Poison?! Someone has been poisoning those ungrateful werewolves who rebelled against me and rejoiced at my defeat. Oh, woe is me! I'm so heartbroken!" I release my hold, stepping back. "You think this is funny, huh?" "Yeah, it's the funniest," he says, laughing. Let's see how funny he finds pain. I press the branding iron harsh against his skin, and he growls out a million curse words.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

According to Siri irony was, and I quote, "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result" Irony is amusing? I don't think so. Irony can be cruel and hurtful and completely damaging. For me anyways. You see six months ago I would have thought Irony was just a word in the English Dictionary that everyone knew, but couldn't exactly put words to explain. Now I know what Irony truly means, I'm living it. Laynie

A murderer doesn't belong here! Insults and jeers rained down on Caroline, making her feel sick and causing her legs to give way. Caroline closed her eyes in despair, reflecting, 'What a joke... Everything is so absurd and ironic!'

Panic flares up loud and clear while Theo screams at me to fix it and not say anything so stupid again. “It was a joke,” I scramble, taking a step forward only to jump back when I realize that just makes shit worse. “I-I thought a joke would make things better. Shit. Fuck. Shitfuck! I’m so fucking so…” “It’s okay, Lucian,” Iris cuts in, a wobbly smile taking her lips as she rubs her tears away. “It did. It really did.” Then why the fuck are you crying?!

The usual playfulness in his gaze wasn't there as well. “You truly are one unfortunate bastard!" Iris said to Lucien and continued to laugh. I didn't get what the joke was about so I kept quiet. Lucien on the other hand seemed to get the joke because he rolled his eyes and dumped his cup of coffee in the sink. “Fuck off, Iris," Lucien said to Iris as he pulled out a seat for himself. "Are you going to let me in on the joke or should I excuse this bromance?” I asked both of them, if they weren't going to tell me then I might as well have my breakfast in the living room.