Ironic Funny Novels & Stories

I replied, ignoring the fact that he just told me there were others like him and the big huge rabbit earlier. It waved its wings at me. “Opinion matters depending on what the topic is about.” “Well, the topic is only about naming an owl figurine Fish.” It shook its head. “I cannot believe a human, like you are so dumb.” “I’m not. It’s called irony.” “What is?” I shook my head. “Calling me dumb but you’re one too.” Before Fish could say something, the glass door burst open and Lawrence came in hopping quickly towards me. “Hey, Lawrence!” Fish greeted happily, whilst I only smiled and waved at him. “This hu-“

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

And he felt a little insulted, thinking, 'she didn't think him good enough to be told everything. He lopsided his lips but Mrs. Mcmaster couldn't see it from the other side of the phone, but the sarcasm laced in his tone was visible," Che ironia. Il nome della persona che stavi cercando per così tanti giorni è nella mia bocca oggi ma non hai tempo per ascoltarlo ( What an irony. The name of the person you have been searching for for so many days is in my mouth today but you don't have time to hear it )" He paused and controlled his emotion as he understood he was crossing his limits, then he again said,

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

It was difficult for him to get the words out through his laughter. It was impossible to resist giggling along with him now. His laughter was infectious. “He fell like a bag of straw.” Egan laughed, throwing his head back, and she joined him, and they were soon laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. Her sides hurt, and she had to straighten up and breathe, because her baby was protesting in her belly. “We are laughing over dead men.” She said finally, looking around sadly. “Three dead and a straw man,” Egan said, and began laughing afresh.

Roman mock-gasps, choking out his words. "Poison?! Someone has been poisoning those ungrateful werewolves who rebelled against me and rejoiced at my defeat. Oh, woe is me! I'm so heartbroken!" I release my hold, stepping back. "You think this is funny, huh?" "Yeah, it's the funniest," he says, laughing. Let's see how funny he finds pain. I press the branding iron harsh against his skin, and he growls out a million curse words.

“Sounds like pure trash wrapped in muscle to me.” I smiled at that. “Right?” We sat there a moment, like we were all remembering our own worst times. And then Kim said it again, quieter this time. “You know what’s funny? When it’s happening to you, however bad it is, you still think maybe next time… you’ll know better. But you don’t.” We all laughed at this so hard we were basically acting like old friends. “That’s not funny,” Zane said with a small, sad laugh. “That’s just sad.”

Laughing? No fucking way!

"That man genuinely thinks he's made of iron." Palmer laughed.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.