Too Fat for Love
Reed leaned over and gave my back a hard, a really hard pat making me couch louder, "Shit that wasn't meant to happen,"
I waved my hand pushing them both off me as I calmed down, "Just choked," I said.
"Ah huh, sure," Reed grumbled sitting back down.
"You're really red,"
"Back to the Menu, did you choose anything?" I asked trying not to laugh at the message he sent me. Just thinking about it made me send a choked giggle out and having two pairs of eyes raise their eyebrow at me
Pizza Boy: What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it! I googled it, I thought it was funny