Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

“Ooh such a funny guy! My sides are hurting from laughing so hard!” “Curious why you are getting involved anyway, Gabe” Jake gently slaps upside his head with a grin . “Because I can and you know you want me to really. Who else will make life interesting if I don’t? Besides, it’s through me you have your link to Ruby, remember Jake” he winks at Jake. Jake rolls his eyes in disgust, as does Ruby. I’d say from their reactions Gabe was probably pretty inaccurate with that estimate. Or if he wasn’t, it was something they were trying to keep quiet at least.

“What do you want?” Jake points inside. “Markus is losing a beer pong game so badly he accused engineering majors of cheating.” “Valid accusation.” Jake looks between us again dramatically. “Also Bree threatened to climb on a table if Maya doesn’t come back inside soon.” I snort. “That sounds accurate.” Jake starts backing toward the door again. “Oh and Ryder?” “What?” “You’re smiling again.” Then he disappears back inside before Cole can threaten him. I shake my head laughing softly. “Your friends are ridiculous.”

I send it to him and wait to see if he will read it. “Cry Baby” by Melanie Martinez. I wait, watching for his reaction and hold my breath while smirking as he pulls his cell over and slides the screen. A couple of presses, then he lets out a laugh and tries to cover with a cough. I catch a couple of the stuffed shirts look up disapprovingly, but they say nothing, and the meeting continues. Jake throws me a wink with a small shake of his head. Very amused. Back at you, Carrero. Not so funny now, are you?

Not unlike other judges but he held no wriggle room having only graduated a few years priory this meant if a lawyer did not proceed by the book, he would favor the opposing lawyer. At least that was the rumor. There was another lawyer to assist Jake, Todd Webb same age as Jake I believe they studied together at oxford university. Todd has dark curly hair dark brown hair with light tanned skin. He is slightly shorter than Jake but still around 6ft. His personality is significantly warmer than Jakes, he always takes the time to greet everyone in the office, he is also the only person I’ve seen stand up to Jake. One Wednesday he silenced the office by telling Jake he was being a dickhead and to

Jake said, and Kyle let out the loudest fart most of the guys had heard in a while. “Fuck, Kyle!” one guy yelled. “Jake, air it out!” another protested. “That was awesome.” the guy next to Kyle gave him a high five. “Yeah, yeah,” Jake said with a chuckle and waving his hand infront of his face. “I meant does anyone have any problems with any of the potential pups?” Everyone there chuckled, and shook their heads. “They all seem pretty cool,” Dan said with a grin.

He cursed, as he realized the answer that came out of him. “What the fuck? Ninja? Really?” Mason mocked him, handing him the shot. I giggled so hard, rounding an arm over my belly to contain my laughter. Jake's face flushed, and he threw the shot in his mouth, shaking his head from the effect. “Y'all.. y'all stop laughing, I wasn't ready,” Jake said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Now you see what it feels like when you just decide to drop a random letter on someone, look at you, Ninja Jake,” I giggled even more and this time, Taylor joined in.

I felt the answering chuckle move through me before I decided to let it out, and I let it out because there was no reason not to. "What the heck is so funny?" Kyle asked, and the confidence in his voice had developed a crack running through the middle of it, the sound of something under pressure finding its weak point. Jake let the laugh finish on its own schedule and then looked at Kyle with the expression of a man who has been asked a question he is happy to answer. "I'm laughing," Mr Jake said, with the plain satisfaction of someone delivering a precise diagnosis, "at how immensely stupid you are."

Again, like an alien who’d never quite learned how to act human. Gary’s only response was to flip Jake the bird over his shoulder as he left. Jake snorted and waved. “Whatever. Baby. Like anyone’d wanna see his mom naked anyway.” Jake turned and offered us his crooked grin again, a little more carefree and a little less malicious, which of course meant one thing. “So, we goin’ fishin’ today or what?” “I dunno,” Kevin said. “Maybe.”

“He’s the CEO of Limone. Started his gaming company at twelve, now he builds robots, planes, all kinds of stuff.” Leo nods. “That’s impressive.” Then he smirks at me. “And you went for the broke brother?” Georgia snorts, laughing. “C’mon, guys. Jake’s not a billionaire, but he’s amazing too. Gee, you know he is,” I defend him. “Yeah, whatever,” she mutters, rolling her eyes. I think about unblocking Jake. It must’ve been a misunderstanding. Jake wouldn’t take my calls while getting head from his best friend right?

“I really don’t have any question. I just wanted to say something since it seemed like we’re just gonna spend the whole time in this room with silence.” I chuckled as I shook my head. I hope Jacob doesn’t get mad at that nonsense. Thankfully, his lips rose a bit, trying so hard to hide the smirk from his lips. I just don’t know if that’s gonna be a genuine smirk or a teasing and insulting one. Hopefully the former. “You should get used to it by now.” He’s right, though. I shrugged my shoulders then snapped at the only painting hanging along the border of this cabin. It was a painting of a wolf sitting on a chair with a moon on top of it.