Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

“Yeah, I’ll be here. Your room stinks by the way, and you had the nerve to ask Bobbie to stay in here.” Jake groaned and laughed. “Still stupid, Jacky.” “Oh, no, Jake. Jacky took over Dwayne Johnsons’ routine,” I butted in and Jake snickered. “I bet he did... he’s all body but no brains.” Jake mocked, which made Jack laugh loudly. They exchanged more indecent jokes to each other before Jack left the room. My cheeks were hurting from all the laughing from these two. I connected my phone to a Bluetooth headset while finishing my cup of hot Choco.

He was a decent human being when he wasn't giving her so much hell, Jess thought quietly. "I apologise, dear wife. It's been the most hectic week of my adult life." Jess laughed this time. "Wife? Did you drink that much?" "Well, we're getting married in just a few weeks aren't we?" "I guess we are. I'm sorry about your week though, I imagine it must be tough to handle that." "I survived. You did good with the party, everything was well thought out and organised." "Oh my God, Jack Lawson paid me a compliment. Mama, I made it!" Jess joked and they both laughed.

“Ooh such a funny guy! My sides are hurting from laughing so hard!” “Curious why you are getting involved anyway, Gabe” Jake gently slaps upside his head with a grin . “Because I can and you know you want me to really. Who else will make life interesting if I don’t? Besides, it’s through me you have your link to Ruby, remember Jake” he winks at Jake. Jake rolls his eyes in disgust, as does Ruby. I’d say from their reactions Gabe was probably pretty inaccurate with that estimate. Or if he wasn’t, it was something they were trying to keep quiet at least.

I like this plan and knowing how much of a party girl Leila is I’m sure she won’t say no to a girly night out with her two most favorite women. * * * Jake wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to try video sex! However, what we’ve ended up doing is laughing a whole lot on a Skype call, while I sit in my underwear and he lies in a hotel bed with a sexy naked torso making me ache. Sexy turned to funny and before we know it, he has me crying tears of laughter. I forget sometimes that he can be quick witted and sharp, his sense of humor is devastating; I can’t remember ever laughing as much as this ever in my life and my muscles ache with the effort.

Not unlike other judges but he held no wriggle room having only graduated a few years priory this meant if a lawyer did not proceed by the book, he would favor the opposing lawyer. At least that was the rumor. There was another lawyer to assist Jake, Todd Webb same age as Jake I believe they studied together at oxford university. Todd has dark curly hair dark brown hair with light tanned skin. He is slightly shorter than Jake but still around 6ft. His personality is significantly warmer than Jakes, he always takes the time to greet everyone in the office, he is also the only person I’ve seen stand up to Jake. One Wednesday he silenced the office by telling Jake he was being a dickhead and to

Jake said, and Kyle let out the loudest fart most of the guys had heard in a while. “Fuck, Kyle!” one guy yelled. “Jake, air it out!” another protested. “That was awesome.” the guy next to Kyle gave him a high five. “Yeah, yeah,” Jake said with a chuckle and waving his hand infront of his face. “I meant does anyone have any problems with any of the potential pups?” Everyone there chuckled, and shook their heads. “They all seem pretty cool,” Dan said with a grin.

He cursed, as he realized the answer that came out of him. “What the fuck? Ninja? Really?” Mason mocked him, handing him the shot. I giggled so hard, rounding an arm over my belly to contain my laughter. Jake's face flushed, and he threw the shot in his mouth, shaking his head from the effect. “Y'all.. y'all stop laughing, I wasn't ready,” Jake said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Now you see what it feels like when you just decide to drop a random letter on someone, look at you, Ninja Jake,” I giggled even more and this time, Taylor joined in.

I felt the answering chuckle move through me before I decided to let it out, and I let it out because there was no reason not to. "What the heck is so funny?" Kyle asked, and the confidence in his voice had developed a crack running through the middle of it, the sound of something under pressure finding its weak point. Jake let the laugh finish on its own schedule and then looked at Kyle with the expression of a man who has been asked a question he is happy to answer. "I'm laughing," Mr Jake said, with the plain satisfaction of someone delivering a precise diagnosis, "at how immensely stupid you are."

“He’s the CEO of Limone. Started his gaming company at twelve, now he builds robots, planes, all kinds of stuff.” Leo nods. “That’s impressive.” Then he smirks at me. “And you went for the broke brother?” Georgia snorts, laughing. “C’mon, guys. Jake’s not a billionaire, but he’s amazing too. Gee, you know he is,” I defend him. “Yeah, whatever,” she mutters, rolling her eyes. I think about unblocking Jake. It must’ve been a misunderstanding. Jake wouldn’t take my calls while getting head from his best friend right?

“I really don’t have any question. I just wanted to say something since it seemed like we’re just gonna spend the whole time in this room with silence.” I chuckled as I shook my head. I hope Jacob doesn’t get mad at that nonsense. Thankfully, his lips rose a bit, trying so hard to hide the smirk from his lips. I just don’t know if that’s gonna be a genuine smirk or a teasing and insulting one. Hopefully the former. “You should get used to it by now.” He’s right, though. I shrugged my shoulders then snapped at the only painting hanging along the border of this cabin. It was a painting of a wolf sitting on a chair with a moon on top of it.