Jake Webber Funny Novels & Stories

Jason was laughing dryly as he said that. “It's age coming, my friend,” Jake said on the other end of the line. “You can no longer demand that your body remain as it was in your 20s.” He was giggling derisively. “Ugh. Sorry, Nancy, but Jake, go to hell!” My husband gasped, reacting to his longtime friend's jokes. “What's wrong with you, Davies?” Jake Gardner swept. “Can you respect ladies, you stupid billionaire?”

I said and he smiled at me like I was a unlearned maiden. “Because I brushed your hair from your face? You must be crazy” he said and I smiled. He certainly knew how to ruin a good moment. “Must you ruin the moment?” I asked and he shrugged and grinned. “Yes” he answered smugly and I grinned. For some reason, I find Jake more funny than John, John was usually always cheerful and liked to cheer me up but Jake was funny without even trying. His cynicism and his dark attitude seemed to draw me in to get to understand his layers and the walls he built around himself.

At one point Jake gets so annoyed he makes Haden do push-ups while singing “I’m a Little Teapot.” I am on my third glass when the whiskey finally loosens my tongue. “You know what’s fucked?” I mutter, staring at the floor. “I used to think I was scary. Now I’m terrified of disappointing a woman who weighs less than my left arm.” Cam snorts. “You’re so whipped it’s actually impressive.” Jake leans back, laughing. “Bro. You asked your wife for permission. On speaker. You’re in deep.” Haden, who is half-conscious and bleeding, still tries to talk shit.

I said and he smiled at me like I was a unlearned maiden. “Because I brushed your hair from your face? You must be crazy” he said and I smiled. He certainly knew how to ruin a good moment. “Must you ruin the moment?” I asked and he shrugged and grinned. “Yes” he answered smugly and I grinned. For some reason, I find Jake more funny than John, John was usually always cheerful and liked to cheer me up but Jake was funny without even trying. His cynicism and his dark attitude seemed to draw me in to get to understand his layers and the walls he built around himself.

"Is this funny? Huh? This is funny to you right?" Yeah! So funny I wanna kill him right now! I pull myself up to a sit, licking away the blood from my lips. Jake runs a frustrated hand through his hair, gritting his teeth angrily, his vein bobbing out and in of his neck. "What?" I cackle. "Are you so mad now you want to kill me?" "What?" He says with an unbelievable cackle. Jake sucks in a harsh breath, balling his hands into fists, he passes me a glare and then sighs again. "We're going to talk later."

I read my message again. Me: ‘Thoughts of cuddling, Hand holding, Eye contact… That kind of disgusting stuff.’ Yup! It does sound like a joke. I give it a long thought and type my message away. 42. Butterflies - Natalie - . I get butterflies in my stomach as I read his messages. Jacob: ‘Sorry about that lame joke last night. Not sure why my drunk genius brain thought it was a good idea.’ Jacob: ‘I am such a jerk, didn’t even ask you if it would be alright if I pick you up from Ira’s place at noon.

Alex scoffed in disbelief. "It's really unbelievable, Your Highness. By the way, guess who I met today," Jake said to Alex. "Who did you meet, Jake? You know very well that I'm not good at guessing," Alex said to Jake. "Well, it's no one else than Dave, Mara's baby daddy, and to think that the fool was playing nice with me, only if he knew how much I wanted to strangle him with my very own hands, but then I remembered that it wasn't my job, but someone else's, so I decided to keep my calm and keep on playing the dumb guy," Jake said to Alex.

He Jake chuckles, shaking his head before placing his hand on Jack's shoulder. "On a scale of 1 to 10, you're always 11 on stupid." "Don't be an ass, Jake," I say in disapproval. "It's the truth." He shrugs. "You know what I don't listen to suicidal ass who only know how to study and cut." Jack throw back at him. The room goes silent and my face narrows while Jake's goes pale in fright and Jack covers his mouth, realising what he just said. "That came out didn't it?"

Our eyes locked; my heart was pounding—the moment reminded me of my first love back in my youth. "Jake, what are you—" "Would you be okay with everyone seeing your p**n video?" "You already know the answer, don't you? I don't care what they think of me anymore. And if I lose my job because of that video? I don't care. I could follow in your footsteps, right? I'll create more content and sell it online, just like you!" "Hahaha..." Jake suddenly chuckled, as if I had just said something funny. "What is it? Why are you laughing? What's funny?"

After hiding out at the training grounds for almost 20 days, he finally became rattled when he heard that I had moved the pot of Moonshine Lily out of the house. "Elena, we should celebrate your return to the design industry tonight!" my best friend, Sarah McKay, said enthusiastically as she tugged my hand. "I know a hunter-themed restaurant that has newly opened. They have heavenly grilled meat!" Sarah was my classmate back when we were studying at Werewolf Academy. After graduation, she started working at a design company. On the other hand, because of Grandpa's dying wish, Ethan had always hoped I could stay at home and focus on our family.