Jingle Bells Parodies Novels & Stories

Liam growled. Anna’s lips twitched; it was so hard to look after him. Suddenly, she had another song in mind. “I know what to sing now!” The song that Liam Ackman set on her wristband must be his favorite song. “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells…” This time, Liam did not stop her. Listening to her merry voice, he felt warm and comfortable.

She liked to think that her horrible attempts at singing encouraged the children to sing a bit louder, even if they were just trying to drown her out. “It’s... looking.” Molly frowned, as she thought back on the childrens' attempt to sing Jingle Bells, which had somehow turned into an utter fiasco. “We’ll just need a few more practices. Maybe a few more weeks. Honestly, maybe we should just postpone the choir’s performance until next Christmas.” Hannah opened her mouth to respond, but the chime sounded from her shop’s front door. She turned her attention towards the source of the sound and smiled. “Hi there! Welcome to Sweetness & Light!”

The gems lit up, began their opening notes. Rain shivered as unearthly music, barely heard and intensely felt, vibrated in the air. Designed to physically pleasure the listener, the sounds shivered with the radiance of the aurora, seductively sweet. Piercing. Addictive. Rain shivered. She hadn’t meant to make the Bell. It was supposed to be a gate key, a door to the Dark Lands that would allow her to take a peek without being trapped. She realized too late that one actually had to go the Dark Lands before it could be set, which was problematic, since she’d had no intention of applying for her green card. By then she’d been addicted, unable to abandon her seductive little toy. The idea of it

Rosie finally looked at me. She did not think her mom was being too harsh. Instead, she pulled at my shirt and said with a little frown, "It's a happy day, don't make mom mad. Go on, start cleaning." However, I stayed put. The room was tense until Jeffrey, pretending to be all helpful, said, "Mom, calm down. It is normal to be a bit lazy. I will clean up. I've always been the hardworking one."