Jokes Horror Novels & Stories

But, no matter how hard he convinces himself, the fear of losing his only son haunts him constantly. When the visiting hour is up, Larry came home with a bottle of cheap rum. He drunk everything even though he doesn't really know how to drink alcoholic beverages. Even when he was young, he never really learned how to be a cool kid. --------------------- "Hello, Mr. Swanson. Good evening!" One of the high school student greeted Robert when he entered the Sunnyville Milkshake shop. He was about to grab some dinner when he saw the bullies drinking milkshakes together. They are all having fun after classes, all while one of the schoolmates is in the hospital.

Selima’s smile faltered, her confusion echoing the sudden rush of adrenaline in my chest. “Oh, I... I was just joking, Mrs. Rosa. Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you. You know, because the woods are dark, and the moon’s nearly full? Just a stupid joke.” My father let out a breath that sounded more like a choke, then quickly forced it into a stiff, hollow laugh. “Right. A joke. Of course. Modern kids and their horror movies.”

I asked when I looked at her hiding behind me looking so frightened. "I can't, I can't watch the movie. It's too scary and bloody." She pointed out and I couldn't help but laugh. "Hahaha, is that a joke?" I started laughing again because this is ludicrous. "Are you serious? A ghost is scared of a little horror movie, isn't it ironic?" "You can laugh all you want but it's really scary and I just wanted a simple fun movie." I mean, I don't want to laugh at her but I couldn't help it.

With a choir, singing in her living room! “Beth,”Emma said ever so sweetly,“honey,are you totally sure you weren't having a dream?You must realize how this sounds!All this talk of caskets and corn children giving you ominous warnings….did you watch a horror movie before bed?You know how those upset you.” Beth composed herself as best she could.”No, I didn't watch a horror movie Em.I came downstairs thinking I’d left the telly on and there in my living room was a casket with me in it!And a choir of children.”

He preferred his garlic on his garlic bread and not somewhere around her neck or worse. "But miss Helena, they disappeared. I ain't never heard of vampires going poof". Joe flicked his fingers outwards to give more effect. "What about the gun? Have you ever heard of ghosts that get scared and run away from bullets?" she challenged The audacity! Xander laughed again, leaning back and getting more comfortable. Did she honestly think a little gun and some garlic could do anything to him?

"Hey! Greks! Greka! Greka dude! Greka mama! Greka my friend!" Speaking of the devil, and the devil is FINALLY here! "What took you so long?" I fold my arms as I stare at this woman who's chasing her breath with the velvet box in her hands. She let out a deep sighed and grin. "Oh you know, been telling them my golden jokes and the two of them laughed 'till they ran out of breath and eventually died, so yeah!" I can't believe she still managed to act so casually with her side dripping with blood.

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

He says smiling and I smile back at him. “Now back to what I was saying, there’s this new horror movie that’s showing today .” he begins but I quickly cut him off “No. We’re not watching horror. Action, comedy, sports, musical, romance…anything but a horror movie.” I protest and he chuckles, “Its not funny to be up at two in the morning trying to figure out if the shadow by your window is the tree or some monster. Or if the figure in your room is simply your jacket hung on the chair or a psycho that wants to murder you.” I retort and he starts laughing so much that he’s holding his belly.

, mom said in astonishment while touching my forehead and neck, examining my conditi "where's the pain, my lovely daughter?", dad asked worriedly while checking on m i can't stop myself anymore, they're hilario "hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha another hahahahahahahahaha", i couldn't help but laugh, they stepped backwards and looked at me in surprise, i laughed even mo “what do you think? mom, dad? i'm not going to die, i'm not in pain hahaha”, dad just shook his head at my nonsense and then went back to his seat. mom looked at me seriously, so i was a little nervo

Scott said quietly, nodding at me. And just like that, they vanished before my eyes. They had already suffered enough in life. How could they die all over again because of me? I crouched on the ground, crying so hard I nearly fainted. The familiar mechanical voice rang out once more. "Congratulations, player. You have successfully cleared the horror game instance "Family of Four." Reward: Revival. Preparing to transport the player back to the real world. Countdown begins: 10, 9, 8..."