Jokes Quotations Novels & Stories

Do you eat pearl millet chapati? Even though his jokes were weird, I felt his weird sense of humor and it was putting me in a good mood. Jacqueline: No. Remo: Are you making fun of me? A poor person? Jacqueline: Shut up! Remo: oh. I did my Shirt Up. What do you want to do to me? Huh? Jacqueline: Ugh! Remo: It is not like I would hate whatever you would do to me. Jacqueline: Even if I cut you with a knife?

“How hard can it be?” Just as I’m about to have a stroke, he breaks into a huge grin. “I’m kidding. Of course I’ve parachuted before.” I hit him several times on the chest with my fists. “STOP – DOING – THAT!” He laughs. “What?” “Bullshitting every time someone asks you a question!” “You ever heard the expression, ‘Laugh to keep from crying’?” “Yeah, so?” “So I can either joke around and keep it light, or I can be serious and we can all be miserable and afraid and then panic and lose focus and die. Which is it gonna be?”

"I guess we're not allowed to order any drinks without upsetting wannabe George Lopez?" "Hey, motherfucker," Oscar said. "That's fucking racist." "Why?" I asked. "Because you stole that second joke of yours from the third season of his show, or because you can't actually think of anything funny to say?" "What, hey, I didn't steal any jokes!" Oscar fumed. "Alright, dude," you said. "Don't freak out. Just go watch the show, I'm sure you just did it by accident." "What the fuck? Hey, security, get this punk out of here," Oscar said.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

I said jokingly. We both bursted into laughter at the same time, clearly understanding and knowing where the joke came from. It was the statement dear Zeddicus said to her on one stormy night. “You never forget that shit,” she said, wiping the tears that fell from her eyes due to laughing too much.

"One day, a crab accidentally bumped into an octopus. The octopus got mad and yelled, 'Are you clumsy?' The crab replied, 'No, I'm just a little shell-shocked.'" Speechless and confused, Serena replied, "Mr. Quade, was that meant for someone else?" Wilson promptly replied, "Nope. Just saw it, thought it was funny, and figured I'd share." Serena reread the joke, a small smile playing on her lips. The next message, "Are you asleep?" sent a surprising warmth through her. Something between them felt different. Meanwhile, across town, at the club, Jacob observed Wilson staring intently at his phone. "What are you doing?" he asked.

Zoe asked, not understanding the humor of the joke. "Of course." "Hmnn. Because it has boring and difficult equations?" Zoe answered suggestively, still trying to think of a suitable answer. "No," Zara chuckled, her long eyelashes blinking so rapidly, "Because it has too many problems," she spilled. "Oops. That is quite funny," Zoe mentioned, chortling softly the more she understood the relation of the joke to the answer Zara gave her. "One more," Zara said again. "Okay," Zoe answered with great interest, while she finally began to drink from the glass of drink that had been offered to her.

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”