Kickass Humour 소설 & 이야기

he said, stepping forward with the confidence of someone who could somehow charm a room into submission. Cassius exhaled beside him. “Please don’t start,” he murmured, arms crossed as always. “You two are impossible,” I muttered under my breath, though the corner of my mouth betrayed a smile. Marco leaned toward me, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “He’s like this because he has no sense of humor. And I, of course, have plenty.” Cassius blinked calmly. “I have a sense of humor.” “Name one joke you’ve ever made,” Marco challenged.

These crapsters brought the worst out of me. “Ho ho ho. Hear the Queen of Immaturity speak,” Jax hissed. “Better than smelling the poopy Vulture King,” I hissed back. “Dirty Goblin” “Dumb Pig” “Potty Mouth” “Barbaric Caveman” “Basic Bitch” “Clothes Whore” “Hey ! I am just an OCS- Over Compulsive Shopper,” Jax protested. “Clothes Whore,” Kai and I deadpanned. “Your moral compass is on fire,” Jax huffed.

He does not doubt that Evelyn, Hailey, and Owen would be good heads. Evelyn, Hailey, Owen. He sighed. It always used to be Evelyn, Hailey, and Eddy. They were like the three musketeers for a long time. But after that, they also used to hangout. Evelyn was closest to him. But he can’t blame her, though. He had been horrible to not only Evy but also to Hailey. He deserves this. Is Karma a real thing?

Killian cracks up at his own joke while Sebastian doesn't look that impressed by his useless skill of making pun out of everything. "Ha Ha. So funny. Why don't you start doing stand up comedy?" Sebastian mocks dryly, secretly smiling a little when his eyes fall on Killian's hunchback, who is ready to topple over due to his laughter fit. "I don't want people to go out of business, you know. I'm a very compassionate man. " Killian replies proudly, not letting Sebastian's sarcasm affect his mood. After Sebastian points out how Killian's habit of making a pun out of everything is getting out of hand, they share a moment of silence before Killian goes to clean the kitchen.

Yes_you_suck YES, SAY THAT AGAIN AND IMMA COME TO YOUR HOUSE THIS MINUTE TO HIT YOU WITH MY BAT. Cereal_killer DAMN! SORRY THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT. NOE4LIFE! THERE! Will_the_devil WOW! YOU ALL ARE SO WEIRD. I_pooped WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF COMMONERS, MR. ASSHAT PRINCE. Will_the_devil I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HALF OF THE WORDS YOU GUYS USE. WHAT'S 'ASSHAT' AND 'NOE' AND 'ZOE?'

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

“Should be quick now that you’re putting out for that weirdo Danish asshole…” Crack…

fierce? Hayes, on the other hand, was laughing. "That's more like it." He pulled off his leather jacket and tossed it onto a nearby chair. He rolled his shoulders. "I'd hate to let you have all the fun." Then he charged into the fight. He grabbed one of the men from behind and pulled him backward. The man stumbled. Hayes kicked the back of his knee and he dropped instantly. Hayes grinned. "Too slow." Nova glanced at him. "Don't get in my way."

Which means Mel never told her. I swallow hard. That tracks. Embarrassment. Humiliation. Heartbreak. The kind you bury so deep it fossilizes. I’m such a fucking asshole. “Yeah,” Kiara mutters after a second, shaking her head. “Karma’s a bitch.” Tell me about it.