Kickass Humour Novels & Stories

Eric puffs up and comes to stand next to a red faced Bradley. "What the hell is your problem," Eric says looking at me like I have lost my mind. "My problem is you idiots think laughing at Hailey is okay," I yell into Eric's face and he steps back while raising his hands. "That wasn't me man," Eric says stepping back as Cass steps forward. "So what if we think Marla's trick was funny. Your little prude needs to get a sense of humor," Cass says while flicking her overly processed hair. I lean down and get right in her face. "If you weren't a girl I would break your fucking nose right now. So if I were you, I would keep my little bimbo mouth shut," I say in a dark voice that let's my hatred po

“I was told you’ve gone insane after losing the baby, but I had no idea it was this critical. Your brain needs a checkup.” “Fuck you, Adam.” “Unfortunately, you can’t. I’m not one of your whores.” His lips twitched into a sly smile again, and this time, it extended into wicked laughter. His shoulders were shaking as he mocked Cassian. “The pain of a loser.” “You won’t last there, I promise you.” Cassian turned away from him, holding his gaze firmly. “I’ll make sure of that.”

KESTER. The sluggishness at which this asshole was operating was grinding on my last fucking nerve. What the fuck was he still doing, listening to that chew toy of his? Christ. Karashi. A textbook definition of pathetic. And no, it wasn't just me. Any sane person should be disgusted by women like her... always hovering around men like Saint like he's the damn messiah. She's the kind that sells both soul and spine for the barest crumb of attention. The type that thinks if she bends over far enough and swallows deep enough, one day she'll wear the Luna crown.

I kiss his back instead. "Nah, I think you grew shorter last night" I gasp, pretending to be offended. "I'm tall, I'm not just tall enough to kiss a giant like you on the forehead" "Giant?" he chuckles and turns around facing me. "What other new mame are you going to give me" "Well I have many others, like bricky, as in you're tough like a brick" I laugh alone at my joke "Or boo boo bear, I think I watched that in a cartoon"

"Well, first off he helped you get out of being expelled. Then at the cafeteria today, he was laughing at Claudia....." "Who the hell is Claudia?" I asked before she could finish her sentence. "The girl Ava humiliated today, forget about her. My point is, he was laughing at Claudia until his eyes met yours, and almost immediately after, he left the cafeteria" Katie finished and jogged a bit to catch up to me. "Listen Katie..." I said and stopped infront of our history class. "He only helped me get out of being expelled so he can continue making my life miserable, and as for the issue with whatever her name is, he probably stopped laughing because it wasn't funny anymore, or because he never

I'm grateful for the government of the day and for this opportunity to hear from the people but we shouldn't open our doors and our ears to hear crabs and nonsense from gangsters. He spoke so calmly due to his age as he stretched his hands to Jefsexy and his crew. “How on earth do you ever imagine a man fucking a man and it seats down well with you?." “The anus isn't meant for fucking but for you to used it for your damned poop.” “ It's so irritating and disgusting when ever I hear a man will have the audacity to fuck a fellow man man.” Mr. Kitty said a little bit loud as his voice began to show his anger gradually.

👥wow a student stopping Samantha 👥 She's really courageous 👥heard she's new 👥Sure she will be getting expelled today. Hey,, she shouted making the cafeteria dead silent let me go, she yelled.Jeanne just looked at her angrily not listening to her nonsense, I said let me go you bitch, she yelled. Jeanne threw her hand away making her stagger, you will regret it, I will make you pay you bitch, Samantha shouted like a manic.

“For once, you might be right.” Cassar’s eyes were wide as he started barking out orders to his pack. Cass scooped me into his arms as he started running through he territory. “Well, I’m getting a sense of déjà vu.” I grimaced. Cassar growled. “This isn’t the time for jokes.” “Actually, my coping mechanism is through humour.” I chuckled with a wheeze. “Humour and murder.” Cassar glared as he ran faster. “Oh you’re just mad because if I die, you die.”

“You looked down on my ten thousand? I spend real money to give Cyan gifts, unlike you, you stupid keyboard warrior! You can’t even spit out a penny!” Wesley sent a sticker with the platform mascot digging its nose to mock Kaze. Kaze chuckled. “I know you seek importance in online space but just ten thousand?”

"Where do you think you're going? You want money, don't you? I mean, you'd do anything for cash. Why are you acting like you're a saint now?" My cheeks were burning, and my blood was screaming. It did not want to suffer this humiliation. "Let me go! Why are you even bringing up the past? It's already bad enough you don't want to save your parents!" Every single word was a hiss. Every single word was filled with my fury and helplessness. "You're hopeless! How dare you curse my parents!" She drove her heel in harder, and it left a mark on my face. My face was getting crushed, and breathing itself took effort. Zack was excited, though. He swung a foot right into my belly. I gasped in pain and c