Novel & Cerita Kickass Humour

The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha! "Stop laughing, you prick!" Kiara's face turned red from his relentless provocation. "It's not that funny!" "Yes, it is! I swear to god, I haven't laughed so much in a while" Akash turned to Creed with thumbs up, "And all the credit goes to you little brother! I give you full marks for that." Creed felt a jittery numbing sensation inside his brain. Akash's provocative attitude hasn't changed a single bit. The last time Creed met him something similar had happened. He kept egging Grisha and realised this guy doesn't know when to shut up.

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

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I sputtered and wiped my eyes, trying to see through the milk. "You've made a big mistake.”Cassidy said, her voice filled with glee. She and her friends were laughing, pointing at me and making cruel jokes. I felt humiliated and angry, but I refused to let them see it. “I’ll be the karma.” A certain familiar deep voice stepped in and worded, and out of nowhere drenching Cassidy with the same amount of milk… no, pepper spray?! What karma does…

I plastered a smile on my face towards Kai, and we left the park, without even riding a single slide. Kai drove us back to his apartment and on the way, we decided to have a comedy movie marathon. Throughout his life, Kai has been collecting movies of all genres and has every movie series you can think of, ranging all the way from The Fast and The Furious, to Disney's Frozen. For this marathon, we came to the decisions of watching, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, The Three Stooges, and The Rush Hour trilogy. "What a beautiful chocolate man, ahaha!!" Kevin said disguised as a white woman (White Chicks).

That arrogant wink and I frown at him. “You’re so modest.” “I know. It is exhausting being this amazing twenty-four seven, but I can handle it.” He gives me a wink that just gives me the urge to kick him in the shin. I like his tosser side, yet at the same time, I want to throttle him for it. “You’re such an arse. An arrogant one.” I giggle at Alexi’s weird humour and let him go when he hands me a black coffee with an overly joyful gaze.

Vasky mused, his tone a blend of curiosity and suspicion, "it's like a plot point straight out of a novel or movie." Carlin, seizing the opportunity for her signature witty jab, didn't miss a beat. "Ah, yes," she quipped, her tone dancing with humor, "the classic 'too easy' scenario. If this were reality, Vasky, your fashion choices would land you a life sentence." ‌ Vasky's retort was swift, his words a testament to his quick wit. "If my fashion choices were a crime worthy of life sentence," he countered, his tone carrying a touch of irony, “then your ugly mug deserves a death penalty."

Effectively knocking him over on his side. Unfortunately it had the opposite effect as he laid there laughing harder. This little fucker! I plopped on on the ground next to him before throwing myself back on the floor. After a few moments of us laughing, We slowly looked over at each other, our faces only foot away from the others. "Don't even ask, fuck no, I'm not going to kiss you!" Jackass said and I couldn't help but laugh harder at that point. I kicked my leg out effectively rolling him over.

’ Although he was doing his best, he could not quite hide the minute spasm at the corner of his mouth. Well, that was a relief. If not actually kicking, his sense of humour was at least alive and twitching. On the other hand, if he’d been behaving like what she and Kate called a BHP - for boring, humourless prat - she would begin to go off him, which might be no bad thing. A man could be rolling in dosh and dishy as you like, kind to old ladies and even a ten on the Richter Scale kisser, but without a sense of humour he was about as much use to Claudia as a 32A bra.

Cane was the first to visibly react to what she said. It was a deep, genuine laughter that came from the belly. He laughed so hard while the women wondered what was so funny about it. Caro was annoyed because he was treating what would help her lightly, and Cassie was just impatient. She couldn't wait to get this over and done with. "Wait, you're fucking serious?" He asked after he sobered up, his easy expression morphing into something sinister. Still, Cassie stood her ground.