Kickass Humour Novels & Stories

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

He leaned closer to the glass, his eyes narrowing as they locked onto Kassy. "Alright, enough with the Hallmark Channel drama," Greg hissed. "I’m bored, Kassy. This place is full of small-time losers who think stealing a car is a career move. It’s beneath me. And I know you’re bored too. Playing the 'Survivor' on TikTok? That’s low-level. You have my brain. You have my ambition." "I have your DNA, unfortunately," Kassy retorted. "But the ambition to traffic people and poison cities? That’s all you, Greg."

She was one of those 'cool' adults who had tattoo's, piercings, biker boots and a permanent derisive scowl. "I think she's just a leftie," Kiaan smiled. "Those guys do hate a racist." "Your right, she's taken a pop at Grace in the past. Not that many people got the reference," Damien confirmed. Jess wasn't sure what he was referring to but trusted his word. He was probably the smartest kid in their class. "Here," Caine said, taking Kiaan's phone from his hands before he could mount a protest. Kiaan flashed an uncomfortable smile as Caine took a picture.

He asked Crap I dont know "Well … You were saying…." I kept on rambling " you know what just… Go just leave, get out " he yelled as I scrambled out of the office laughing hysterically. Why the hell I'm I laughing when I'm supposed to be bothered. I'm getting sick. "Yo this is the Nessa I know how you doing girl?" Mk said grinning "I'm alright " I said still laughing "So what happened why does shawn look like a stick has been shoved up his ass while you look like you've just watched a comedy show " mk said

“That usually happens once a week.” “I never realized it was that bad.” I thought out loud. “What a bunch of racist assholes.” I scoffed. Carter burst out laughing again, looking at me with a twinkle in his light blue eyes. “What?” I blinked. “Does it not apply to species? Should I have said a bunch of speciesist assholes?” Carter let out another loud chortle. That was something I never knew about Carter in the books. He laughed like a middle-aged white dad from suburbia.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

"I–This doesn't make us friends or anything. I still think you are a money-grabbing whore reaching far above her station." I folded my arms. "I still think you are an arrogant prince with a stick up his ass." Prince Killian rolled his eyes like I had said something indescribably stupid. "A prince always has a stick up his ass. It's in the job description." I laughed so hard tears gathered in my eyes at the memory of the pain of that day. I realized what he had done now. He used his humour to elevate my downcast mood. It seemed like there was more to Prince Killian than I thought initially.

He wants another payoff, just like King Gavin gave him so many years ago. Kash bursts out laughing. Hand on his belly, head thrown back, full-throated laughter. The rest of us just watch him. My heart sits heavy in my chest, making it even harder to keep the soup down. “Shit.” He wipes a tear from his eye. “Rowena had a sense of humor, back in the day, but I see she didn’t much bother to pass that down.” “That was… a joke?” Kieran asks. “Hell yeah.” Kash finishes the wine in his goblet and slams it back down on the table. “You think I’d just drop that into the middle of a conversation? They teach a couple manners even to the farmers and rogues you lot don’t think about.”

She deepened the kiss, slow and affectionate, both of them relishing the first quiet morning they’d had in weeks. When they broke apart, she whispered, “You shaved.” He grinned. “I knew I’d be seeing you up close.” They burst into laughter and fell back onto the couch, her head on his chest. Later, Cassie flipped through N*****x while Nicholas fiddled with the Bluetooth speaker. “Let’s watch something ridiculous. Like those cooking competitions where they turn cupcakes into national monuments.” “Or the one where kids roast each other in front of celebrity judges. Those are savage,” Nicholas added.

Kazumis POV My FIRST KISS. My first kiss was stolen by the person I hate the most. AHHHH.. what can be worst than this. It is the worst nightmare a person can even dream about but just look at my misfortune, it was all happening in real life. I don’t know why he kissed me all of a sudden, neither do I wanted to know now. I tried to break free from his hold but no luck. At last, I came up with a idea, and without giving it a second thought, I bit Shaun’s lips and he pulled out from the kiss. The first thought that came in my mind was to punch him hard but when I saw Kiara’s reaction who just witnessed all the shameful acts of Shaun, I controlled my inner self and just ran away but before that