Taboo Runs Wild
“Listen to her! Jo, the virgin librarian, everybody. She’s allergic to fun.”
Heat crawled up my neck. “I’m not allergic to fun. I just think your priorities are—”
“Dick. My priority is dick,” Kelly interrupted with a wicked grin. “Big, veiny, college dick.”
The couch howled with laughter. My ears burned.
“You’re disgusting,” I shot back, shoving my cup down on the floor a little too hard.
“And you’re boring,” Kelly sing-songed. “Don’t worry, babe. We’ll get you deflowered before finals.”