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She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Ella seemed to notice this, and apparently decided to take it upon herself to lighten the mood. “Daddy,” she said, swinging her legs from her car seat, “Grandma taught me a new joke tonight. Can I tell you?” “Sure.” “Okay. Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Orange!” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad to see me?” I chuckled at Ella’s pun, but Edrick only exhaled sharply through his nose and returned to staring silently out the window. Ella looked over at me with a puzzled expression on her face. I reached out and squeezed her hand.

She was a little ashamed and angry as she said, "What are you doing?!" Jeremy leaned over, approached her, and whispered, "Didn't you suspect me of being too sexually indulgent last night? How about I show you what true indulgence looks like from me?" Corinne was startled and a little scared. "I... I was joking! Can't a grown man like you take a joke?" The man locked her two restless little hands to the top of her head, pinched her pointed chin, and raised her as he said in a charming, hoarse voice, "You're right. I can't take a joke. I'm too serious."

He said nuzzling his nose in my hair. "Yup" I yawned "I would tell you what I like, but you're sleepy so I'll tell you tomorrow" He smiled. I moved closer to him as I said "Should I tell you a joke?" He chuckled "Okay, tell me" "Seven billion faces in the world, but yours is the only one I wanna sit on" He bursted into laughter "Jeez Vanilla, sex jokes". His hand tightened on my waist, I smiled feeling content at the sound of his laughter.

she scoffed again. Jayden chuckled and clapped his hands. "Ain't you a comedian? "Of course you are the clown here to think I'll let you fuck me on air. No way" Jayden sniggered. "Ain't you daring me so much babe? He said grabbing her by her neck. "Ain't you? He said holding an eye contact with her. "Let go " "I don't want to " "Let go " "No. I won't "

When I see her and that cute little bean I start giggling. "Oh come on don't tell me you never tried to flirt with me at our young age." I say and chuckle. "When I was 5 you started walking... I flirted with you when we were adults." He adds. I chuckle even more. "Yes, and you still was that silly and childish... Wait you still haven't changed yet." I laugh now and he can't hold his smile back. "Because I know you still like it when I flirt with you... And by the way, did I mention how gorgeous you look today?" He flirts again. Of course.

"You hit the jackpot bro. The real jackpot." "How was the sex?" Rory wiggled his eyebrows, attracting more laughter from the rest of us. Greg placed two fingers on his tongue then whipped them out, making slapping motions in the air. Boisterous laughter filled the air and Adrian nearly choked on his drink. "You're an idiot," He laughed, wiping the stain off his denim jacket. Before we knew it, an hour had passed. We'd gone from trading anecdotes to playing video games to some kind of drinking game that was similar to truth or dare-just without the dares.

Out of nowhere, Akira asked who was walking right beside me. I heard Jeremy fake a cough. Lorilyn on the other hand, simply poked my side. “My name is Jenniffer,” I corrected him. “No, I’m not asking your name.” I frowned and stared at him. “What do you mean?” “It’s knock-knock.” “Uh… okay. Why?” “Because you are the best a man can get.”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"I didn't tie your mouth now did i?i think I have every right to laugh whenever i please" I shot him an instant glare. "Okay...okay, fine then,i think i have a better suggestion"He said. "And that is?"I questioned. "Let's rather play a game"He smirked. "What game?"I asked. "It's called Kiss and tell"He told me. "You made that up didn't you?"I questioned. "What if i did?it doesn't matter noe does it?"He asked. He has a point though. "I'm listening"I informed him, folding my arms