Knock-knock Jokes Love Novels & Stories

Tumawa naman ito na parang nakakaloko, as if ngayon niya lang narinig ang pinaka nakakatawang joke sa tanang buhay niya– na ikinainis ko naman. “You’re pissing me.” angal ko. Saka lang ito huminto sa pagtawa at tinitigan ako ng matiim. “Hindi ko naman intinsyun na inisin ka, kaso lang nakakatuwa kasi yung reakyun mu. Para kang batang naagawan ng lollipop.” natatawa parin nitong sagot. “Hindi ah.” “Oo nga. You look like a jealous girlfriend.” “Am I?”

“Rain,” “Rain who?” Mukha na siyang baliw. Kinakausap na niya ang sarili niya, dapat na ba akong matakot? “Rudolph the red nose rain deer,” Pinilit kong wag matawa sa knock knock niyang iyon kaya yumuko na lang ako at dinikit ang ulo ko sa magkabilang tuhod na yakap-yakap ko sa mga oras na ito. Ang corny noon pero bakit gusto kong matawa? At isa pa, ibang-iba ang ugali niya ngayon. Para siyang bata.

The volume of the music and the tempo of the song made it difficult for me to hear much of what they were saying to one another. "Kourtney, it's one of your other close friends. Kenneth called out to Jonathan, and Jonathan responded by kicking him as the two of them laughed. While holding a glass of wine and drawing Jonathan closer to me, I smile. Because they were so rough, the flesh inside of them was on the verge of bursting out.

Pinunasan din ng lalaki ang kanyang mga luha gamit ang kamay nito habang ang isa ay ginagap naman ang kanyang palat at marahang pinisil. "I love it every time you laugh, because you make me laugh too. I love whenever you smile. When you are sad, I feel sad too. Every time you frown, I want to tell you a corny joke to make you laugh. I love whenever you smile, you make my heart skip a beat..."

"Pfft, joke lang ito naman." "Tsk, sa tingin mo ba nakakatawa?" Pag uulit ko. "Sa tingin mo rin ba nakakatawa yong joke mo kanina?" "Anong joke?" Nag joke ba ako kanina? "Stephen. I love you! Nag jo-joke lang ako no...tsk, sa tingin mo nakakaawa yon?" Napakamot ako sa batok ko, hindi nga talaga nakakatawa yong joke na yon.

"Aalis na daw si Tito Judge, Knoxx. Simulan niyo ng kasal at maglalasing pa kami ni Marfori! Cheers sa mga broken hearted!" They all laughed. Knoxx glared at them but the two just laughed at him. Even our parents laughed at them. I couldn't stop myself but smile at them too. Hinila ako ulit ni Knoxx palapit sa kanya. Niyakap nya ako ulit bago ito bumulong sa akin. "I have one more surprise for you, Baby." And before I could open my mouth to ask he gently pulled himself away from me. Then he motioned me to look behind.

She said wiggling her perfectly plucked eyebrows. “He is so not in to you!” Anya said out of annoyance, she only shrugged and grinned playfully. “Then I will make him in to me, trust me Anya. It’s just as simple as one-two-three. And besides, knowing the fact that he is not, only makes the game even more… Exciting.” Dionne said naughtily while smiling from ear to ear. “Are you in love?” Kunot noong tanong ni Anya, Dionne laughs hysterically before she gets to answer.

*knock knock* "Besh I'm here. Don't harm yourself. Makikinig ako. Andito lang ako hindi kita iiwan." I didn't reply. Umiyak lang ako. Masakit talaga kasi. Kagabi lang ang sweet niya tapos may ginawa pala silang kababalaghan ng kabit niya. Putangina ang sakit di ko kaya. I never cheated kahit nung una pa na hindi ako seryoso sa kanya. Katuwaan lang lahat pero I really fall in love with him. I guess laro din lahat para sa kanya. Pero he's sincere apologising earlier bulong ng isip ko.

I bit my lower lip as I immersed myself into his joke. "Well, it is true. But I guess it's normal. Lust is what would destroy people sometimes. It's the most predictable thing we have as humans. At least we have fun with it." "I believe you are right." I tiptoed and gave him a kiss. Almost instantly, the kiss deepened until someone caught our attention. "Can I have this dance please?" it was J, looking like he was about to pounce on Dash. "Of course you can." he simply smiled and turned back to me, I'll see you later for my last dance?"

she complained dramatically, “everyone online looks perfect all the time and meanwhile I look like I survived war emotionally.” “You cried while watching a noodle commercial yesterday.” “Because it was emotional.” “It was instant ramen.” “LOVE WAS IMPLIED.” Ji Lian pinched the bridge of his nose tiredly. Then suddenly, without warning, Lora grabbed his face dramatically between her hands. “Be honest,” she demanded suspiciously while squinting at him, “if I became ugly tomorrow, would you still love me?” Ji Lian blinked slowly. “You ask strange questions before breakfast.” “Answer it.”