Knock Knock Jokes Flirty Novels & Stories

“Gusto mo mag-joke ako?” “Try me.” “Knock knock.” Napailing si Psyche. “Oh my—fine. Who’s there?” “Orange.” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad you’re with me right now?” “Corny!” tawa ni Psyche. “But effective,” balik ni Harrison, stealing a glance at her. Nagkatitigan sila. Psyche quickly looked away. “Stop staring. Baka mabangga ka.” “I can drive with my eyes closed,” sagot ni Harrison, proud.

wika niya. Napatigil naman ang lahat ng panunudyo sa kanila nang marinig ang kanyang sinabi. Tumahimik ang mga ito at nagkanya-kanyang harap sa kanilang mga pagkain at inumin pero nagmamatyag pa rin sa kanila. Si Adrian naman ay ngumiti ng mapakla paharap sa kanya at nagwika. “It’s okay. I can kiss you even if I am not single.”

“Un scotch avec des glaçons, s'il vous plait (One scotch on the rocks, please),” Knoxx said to the bartender as he settled himself on one of the stools surrounding the bar area of the club he was in. The bartender gave him a little nod and proceeded to get his drink. Two giggling girls passed by him, catching his attention, making his head turn towards their direction. One was clearly checking him out, and the other had her eyes elsewhere.

Nahawa na yata siya sa mga dirty jokes nito at kumportable na siya rito. “Did I hear it right? The well is getting dry?” Humagalpak ng tawa ni Devance. “Sorry for being slow. I didn’t know you have this sense of humor, Kanchhi.” “That’s correct, tomorrow is the time to fill the well.” Pilya ang ngiting gumuhit sa labi niya. “Hey, just call me if you want a ménage à trois. Sounds like a Parisian wild night.” He winked.

She laughed like a mad man while hitting the kitchen counter in front of her. "It's funny!" she's laughing like there's no tomorrow but I'm just on my seat, looking at her seriously. When she noticed that I'm not laughing, she faked a cough and tuck a strand of hair that's on her face. "It's a joke," she awkwardly stated. "It's not," I said, still looking intently at her. We stared at each other until her eyes widen, totally understanding what's happening. "Oh, no, no! Don't tell me you like that?!" I didn't move a nerve and just look at her. "Oh, shit! The really turns you on?!"

Kung gaano siya ka nakakatakot sa iba, ganito naman siya kabaliw pag kaming dalawa lang. "Baby, I thought you're not going to get it. Before, even I am already hitting on you, you have no reaction at all and you don't even know that I am flirting and ended up making as a big joke. That innocence of yours, I kinda miss it. But I like it better the you right now. At least, if I flirt with you, I'll gain a cute reaction from you." Natatawang saad niya sa akin. Hindi ko alam kung nagrereklamo ba siya o nagmamayabang.

He really knows how to flutter me. >Me: Oh, shut up. ###

Nawawala yung mata niya, kasi naman napakasingkit nito! "Osige, paano sumaya?" sagot ko. "Mahalin mo ako." aniya at tumawa. Psh! "Biro lang eh. Eto, knock knock?" "Who's there?" pagpatol ko sa joke niya. Sana naman hindi 'to corny. "Nanay ni Wally." "Nanay ni Wally who?"

*Knock knock*- no response *Knock knock knock* "Manang, im not going to school"- Rinig na sigaw nito. Tsk, at ano na namang drama niya at hindi siya papasok ng skwelahan ?. Everytime i knocked her door, laging ganyan ang naririnig kung sinasabi niya- Klent thought of himself. *Knock knock*- kinatok uli nito ang pinto, at ilang minuto lang bumukas ang ito at tumambad sa harapan niya ang asawang kakamot-kamot sa ulo at pikit mata pa ito.

wika ko. "Hayy nako para makalimutan mo yan may knock-knock ako sayo..".wika niya at sumubo nang orange. "Knock knock!".sabi niya. "Who's there?". "Gentle". "Gentle who?". "I can't tell the flower not to grow~ I can tell ya' one thing that I know~ We were meant tobe~ I've be losing sleep for far too long~ Singking in the deep of right and wrong..".