Knock-knock Jokes Love

My two childhood friends act like they don't see anything when their assistant locks me in a cold storage. They're filled with regret when I thoroughly vanish.

Walang choice si Darine kundi tumakas. Dahil sa ipapakasal siya ng kanyang Lolo sa apo ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan. Handa niyang iwan ang lahat, pagod na rin siya lagi siyang kinokontrol ng kanyang Lolo. Ang mahalaga ay hindi siya makasal sa taong hindi niya kilala. Jasper Guillermo, 34 years old. Business Tycoon, wala sa kanyang vocabulary na mag-asawa mula ng niloko siya ng unang babaeng minahal. Kung hindi niya masunod ang kagustuhan ng kanyang Lolo ay mawawala sa kanya ang kumpanya na inaalagaan niya. Dahil labag kay Jasper ang kagustuhan ng kanyang magulang kaya gumawa siya ng sariling paraan. Hindi siya papayag kung ano gusto ng kanyang Lolo ay masusunod. Yes mahalaga sa kanya ang kumpanya pero hindi siya papayag pagdating sa sarili niyang buhay ay panghimasukan ng kanyang magulang lalo na ang kanyang Lolo. Pagkalipas ng isang linggo ay muling nagtagpo ang landas ni Jasper at Darine. Naglakas loob si Darine na kausapin ang binata kung pwede siya nitong tulungan. Hindi naman nagddalawang isip ang binata tinulungan niya si Darine. "Be my girlfriend sa harapan ng mga magulang ko," sabi niya kay Darine. Paano kung nasa kay Darine ang katangian na taglay na hinahanap ni Jasper sa babae? Kaya bang panindigan ni Jasper ang lumabas sa bibig niya na hindi niya kayang lumagay sa tahimik? Isip o puso ba ang susundin ni Jasper? Paano kung ang darating ang isang araw na ang lalaking pinakamamahal ni Darine ay bigla siya nitong hindi maalala. Kung sino ba si Darine sa buhay niya? Matatanggap ba ni Darine ang biglang pagbabago ni Jasper sa kanya? Lalo na ibang-iba na sa dati ang pakikitungo ni Jasper sa kanya.

Cinta yang indah adalah cinta yang kejam. Bergerak dengan cara yang halus seperti desir dan membenci seperti orang gila. ~Love Killa~

All I ever wanted was to be a female fighter.It was in my blood to smack people around.Some girls wore pink dresses and makeup, I wore sneakers and bruises.I was a loner, stuck to myself because I was different, until Camden Steel moved next door.I punched him in the mouth, and he saw me through rose colored glasses from that day on.I had everything I ever wanted.The boy next door, inspiring career… until I didn’t.He hates me. I deserve that.They say you have to fight for what you want… What they don’t tell you… is it’ll cost you more than you're willing to give to reach the top.Love Tap is created by M.N. Forgy, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

Lumaki sa ampunan si Carla, lahat ng masasakit na salita at pag aalila sa kanya sa ampunan ay naranasan na niya. Isang araw nalaman niyang may bibili na sa kanya tuwa ang nararamdaman niya dahil buong akala niya ay makakawala na siya sa hirap na dinanas niya, ngunit mas lalala pa. Lumaking nakukuha ni Dominic Marco ang lahat ng gusto niya, nag iisang anak lang siya ng mga Marco. Lahat binibigay ng kanyang in a upang sasaya siya. Then she decided to buy a slave for his son

Maliban sa pagiging maganda, isang mahirap at ordinaryong babae lang naman si Amina Asuncion. Kaya ganoon na lamang ang pagkagulantang niya nang isang araw ay may dumukot sa kanyang isang grupo ng kalalakihan. At ang may pakana? Walang iba kundi ang gwapo ngunit mabangis na bilyonaryong si Drake Lukas Wilson. Ngunit ano nga ba ang tunay na motibo ng lalaki at bakit iginigiit nito na siya si Amari Buenavista? At ang masaklap, ginawa siyang alipin at sex slave nito bilang kabayaran sa pagkakasala ng babaeng hindi niya kailanman nakilala. At sa tuwing nagpapaliwanag siya ay sapilitan siyang inaangkin ng binata bilang parusa. Hanggang dumating ang araw na binulaga siya ng isang katotohanan tungkol sa kanyang pagkatao. Ano nga ba ang dalang pagbabago ng isang Drake Lukas Wilson sa buhay ni Amina? WARNING: STRONG PARENTAL GUIDANCE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! THIS BOOK INCLUDES SEXUAL AND EXPLICIT CONTENTS THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AND SENSITIVE AUDIENCES. PLEASE BE GUIDED.

She is Nadia Zariyah Helquino, born poor. Every coin is important to her saving is important to her. She had high dreams in life, but unfortunately she could not fulfill them because of the difficulties of life. But she believes that poor people like her still have value in this world. How many times has she dreamed of how happy she lived in a rich family. As the poverty of Nadia's world continues, she will meet someone who will change her life. He is Carrion Xavien Tadio, owner of a famous shoes company, with Carrion's wealth he can buy everything and do what he wants. There are many differences between the two, in other words, Carrion is rich and Nadia is poor. The worlds of the two will meet, they will fall in love, they will exchange sweet words but just like love stories, the two of them will not be end up together. Did they really know each other before entering into a relationship? Or they already know each other well but fate voluntarily separated them, because at that time they were destined to separate and when they met again, their love that was once separated would continue. Or maybe because of the trauma of the first time they broke up, Nadia will suddenly think that maybe she can't really afford the expensive love of him.

Tak pernah terbayangkan oleh Jenna, bahwa masa mudanya harus dihadapkan dengan berbagai hal rumit yang cukup merepotkan. Dimulai dari seorang laki-laki yang kerap membuat onar—yang entah bagaimana nyatanya mampu memikat hatinya, hingga sebuah kenyataan pahit masa lalu yang membuatnya harus dihadapkan pada dua pilihan sulit. Ia mulai dirundung berbagai pertanyaan yang memenuhi kepalanya semenjak insiden penculikan yang terjadi padanya, terlebih ia tahu bahwa itu ada kaitannya dengan mendiang sang Ayah. Lantas sebuah kenyataan yang cukup menghantam emosinya membuatnya terjebak dalam kebimbangan yang seolah tak berujung. Mampukah Jenna mengatasi semua permasalahan hidupnya dan menemukan kebahagiaan utuh pada akhirnya? Ini adalah sebuah kisah mainstream yang dialami oleh sekelompok remaja, dibalut oleh indahnya cinta dan persahabatan serta kejenakaan yang menjadi bumbu manis mengiringi perjalanan kisah hidup mereka.

PROLOGUE. /In the deepest part of Han river, lives a kingdom. Kingdom Quenshi, a kingdom of mermaids and mermen. Ruled by the powerful King Watergirine. King Watergire has a wife, Queen Aqua. She bore him three princesses, the charming beauties. Princess Cleo, the first Princess Princess Lotus, the second Princess Princess Mul, the third and youngest princess The three princesses are the most beautiful girls in the kingdom. Despite the fact that they're all beautiful, Princess Lotus was considered the most beautiful. Her beauty is almost blinding and she's endowed with a gorgeous irresistible b0dy that'll make any lose concentration at her sight. Another thing that added to her beauty is her tiny melodious voice, she's got a beautiful voice that's capable of healing. She also possesses magical powers. Lotus was banished from the Quenshi kingdom in the most disgraceful way ever. She left River Han and joined the world of humans. Fate led her to Melody's musical high where her story continues. She met friends and foes, different calibers of people. And a soulmate. How's this gonna go? Who's the soulmate? Will her life at the Quenshi kingdom end? How will she survive amid humans? Will she later be found out as a mermaid?

Lexia is an inspiring script writer in a TV/Network company. She suffered amnesia due to a dangerous accident year back, yet she survived. A lot of her memories are missing, including the one with her special someone. Rage is a famous international artist he came back to Philippines and decided to continue his career, even though he's already a big name internationally. Not until he met Lexia again, the women he love and still does. The reason for his everything. They meet again where Lexia's working. But due to his memory she can't remember him now. The question is — will they find each other's arm despite Lexia memory loss? Or they encounter a new conflict in their relationship again?