Too Fat for Love
I had to throw Satan, in a nice gentle way, into Reed's face and hope it scratched him.
"Knock knock,"
I paused turning around and looking at my door and looked back at my cat, not Reed's cat, my cat, "Did the door just speak?" I asked confused.
i walked over slowly, "Um hello?"
"You're meant to say who's there you fool,"
Liam?
I unbolted and unlocked the door throwing it open and sure enough Liam was standing there smiling.
"Knock knock,"
"Um, who's there?"
"Butter,"
I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?"