Kyle X Cartman Novels & Stories

Rico had that sharp, tattooed edge, lean but powerful, with a hungry smirk that never quite reached his eyes. Kyle, Jax’s stepbrother, was already lounging on our oversized sectional couch with a beer in hand, grinning lazily as if he’d been waiting for the real celebration to begin. Kyle was a constant in our lives, family dinners, game nights, always around. I didn’t mind him usually. He was charming in that effortless, slightly dangerous way. But tonight, with the air thick from the win and the alcohol, something felt… different. Charged.

I can feel his tears soaking on my neck as he sobs. I know it took Roy awhile to stop being frightened of me. Cousin Mike told him that I was Storm from the X-men and that had made his round brown eyes bulge. I am glad he thinks that I am some superhero and cool, although I don’t feel like I can save anyone, not even myself. “Okay, sweet. You aren’t dying so please stop with all these theatrics. As much as I would love to let you hug and weep until a sad theme farewell song starts playing, we have to leave now. Grab only your necessities. Let's go,” Kyle says. Wow. How charming he was…not!

“ Let us hope so, else I will have their head on a stake. He growls. Arriving at the hospital, Carter hurried towards her ward but stopped when he looked at her from the door and realized That she was fine. He heaved a sigh of relief as he stared at her from the glass door, Kyle sat close to her while she was taking a nap. Satisfied with her current condition, he was about to leave when the door opened and his name was called out. “ Mr. Colton? ”. Carter turns around to see Kyle standing there. He was a little chubby and should be in his late forties, a light - skin handsome man with brown hair. Somehow, Carter felt jealous seeing him around Audrey.

` I asked. James replied. `Yes, I did. He sold it to get his golf membership card and invest in a liquor business. According to Xavier, Kyle felt he made a mistake by buying you a Porsche and letting you go with it. He was grateful that you returned it and decided to use the money for something useful. Kyle is a piece of sh*t, sis. Don't ever regret leaving him.`

No underclothes on, just their robes. Kyle took out a bowl of cereal and milk and poured himself his snack. He hopped on the counter. “Every time I eat cereal here I think of the night I found you with James. Eating exactly this. I thought you were both having a snack after—“ Kyle cleared his throat. “Still boils my blood.” Alessa poured her bowl as well and hopped on next to Kyle. “Sorry!” Alessa shrugged. Kyle put some milk and cereal into his spoon and flung its contents into Alessa's direction, a kernel of cereal hitting her face.

Kyle turned in Zayn's direction and his hands went up to his waist as he added with a sly look "After all, this isn't a game for kids." Now Will had to wonder where on earth Kyle had learnt to be so provocative. "Have you ever been told you have a foul-mouth?" Zayn dropped "Have you ever been told you're the only one standing here without having a doll in his hand?" Kyle dropped back "Guess what kid? My money gave you the chance to have that doll. It would take me nothing to buy this whole machine out of here." Zayn slapped back and the smile on Kyle's face faded off

Kyle said before he sped off with his super-speed making my hair get stuck in my mouth again before I could say anything. "That jerk!" I yelled and Kimmel laughed and started to drive. " What's funny?!" I asked, genuinely hurt that he laughed at what Kyle did to me. " Is it fun to watch him bully me?" " It's fun to watch him bicker with someone like a teen again. That boy hasn't had much happiness you know... It's adorable to see him act like a kid again." Kimmel said as he drove, a smile was on his face as he spoke.

Xander and Kyle were racing each other, they would finish five laps easily. "Okay everyone, stop!. Now do back flips the same way until I say stop." Katie demanded. Everyone Groaned. Katie smirked at them. "Stop whining you pussys and get to it." After the group started Katie walked over to me. "Cartwheels next." She asked. I nodded. "Yup." I said popping the P. The Group of teenagers were doing better than Xander and Kyle, they were starting to slow a bit. "Stop!."

He was my oldest friend, but presently, my least favorite Kyle has a crush on Emma, who, unfortunately, was interested in me. This caused a bit of a rift between us in the past, but we eventually got over it. He never could accept the fact I married Karis and not Emma. That was the reason he was acting like an asshole around Karis. Maybe if I die, I will be able to atone for my sins. "Xander, you never man up and stop behaving like a depressed teenager," Kyle stated as he entered the room, but I couldn't care less about that. I slowly got on my feet, ignoring Kyle, and headed for the glass doors that overlooked the night sky. The sky was calling me, I knew exactly what to do to end the suffe

Trish asked with a suggestive grin. I tucked my phone into my jean pocket before mouthing a "Yes!" Trish looked me over with a sneer, a frown forming on her face, "Please no X rated scenes. I'm just a kid." "I'll try to remember to put that in mind," I said with a small smile. We walked further out into the parking lot and Kyle was already waiting for me on the hood of his car. His hair was tied back and his jean trousers were extremely tight at the butt and hip area and I couldn't help but swoon.