Kyle X Cartman Novels & Stories

Kyle cracks up . "that's not all, he was actually sizing my bra! " my best friend bursts into an uncontrollable laughter. "he d-did? " "yep, his exact words were 'i didn't know your bra size was this big ' "Kyle falls down to the bed laughing till his chest hurt. I don't get what is so funny though. I thought he hates Finn. He shouldn't be laughing he should be frowning.

Maybe because we were together almost everyday, and he was the first person who easily understood me. Xander is somehow different from him. He was serious and a gentleman. He will always agree with me. He would never argue with me. Kyle was funny and honest. If he thinks I'm wrong, he will tell me I made a mistake. He always has a say in everything I do that sometimes leads to an argument.

"Hey Jackson, how are you doing?" Kyle asked one of his associates. As Kyle is a star quarterback at Chicago University, he has often been interviewed by TV reporters and scouts are interested in hiring him for their team. He met Jackson in one such interview. Kyle liked Jackson's laid-back personality and how he never tried to trick Kyle into answering tricky and inappropriate questions. "Mr. Kyle Carter. What a pleasant surprise. To what do I owe this kind of a surprise from the future sports superstar" Jackson asked good-naturedly.

he forced the words out. Xander choked on his saliva and quickly drowned his body system with a glass of water. Did Kyle just call someone baby and the person was Charlotte? Has he been so ignorant of what was happening in the brotherhood? Maybe he should start being talkative like Bert then he could get first-hand information. He watched the two people with interest in his eyes. Kyle glared at Charlotte but in her eyes, he looked just as cute as Min Yoongi AKA Suga of BTS though he was the savage type, he was the little kitten. She could imagine the cat's ears popping out of Kyle's head. She remembered last night.

I catch Lynn giving him a look when Kehlani hands me a bun. “He means well, he’s just dumb,” Kehlani laughs. Karter places his hand over his heart, “I’m offended,” he gasps. “How about you look at me while you eat it Karter,” Jayce raises his dark blond eyebrow as her challenges Karter. A devilish smirk ticks on Karter’s lips as he turns towards Jayce. No way he’ll do that. He holds his finger up, “just need some ketchup,” he says as he spurts some ketchup onto his hotdog.

Episode 41 Kyle ignited his car and started driving before he teleported right to Sean's house, Caleb rushed outside, to see Kyle's car gone, he groaned and went back inside, hoping he didn't ruin his plan. Kyle parked his car, and got out of it to Sean's room, he add a lot of pressure to the bleeding wound with his other hand to stop it from bleeding as he called for Sean. he sat on his bed and waited impatiently for him He walked out of his bathroom with a towel wrapped around his torso and dripping hair. He stopped on his track when he found a figure seated on his bed backing him, still in his school uniform.

My mouth was empty now so I could laugh with Cassian. “Laugh now, laugh all you want,” Kyle was not happy with our open mockery of him, “it’s funny until it happens to you.” “You're complaining over nothing,” I told him, “half the boys in school are dying for Betsy’s attention. And she's my cousin too… You should be grateful.” Kyle exaggeratedly rolled his eyes, “I believe I shall make new friends.” “You are free to,” Cassian replied to him promptly. Kyle looked at Cassian and shook his head, “I remain friends with you both because both of you would be hopeless without me.”

Most of the students squirmed off at my voice. "Relax sweetie, don't get your pants twisted," Kyle said, raising his hand in defense while smirking. Ugh, that stupid smirk! "Yeah, we weren't planning on killing you. We just wanted to suffocate you a little," Bel said, smiling. That witch. "I don't know for y'all, but I was planning on killing, but the bitch be too strong," the bastard Ashton said. These are my friends, I tell you. Kyle Mccall: 18, Height: 6'2, Blonde hair, brown eyes. Captain of the basketball team, so he's full of abs and whatnot.

"Hey Sasha, how nice to hear you. Yes it's me, ever fabulous me. Axel told me that he came over to your place and said he couldn't do the concert if he didn't get a fuck buddy. I know right? Spoilt much?" The smile immediately died down from his face as he sighed, using one hand to rub his temples, as Kyle continued, "Anyway, I called to tell you that he would still come for the concert. Yes, he was reacting to some viagra pills I gave him when we..." Axel quickly snatched the phone back, ending the call before Kyle could complete his nonsense as the other male grinned and began to sip his tea. "What the fuck was that?!" "That was for spilling shit on my sweater and thinking I'd do that for

Tyler's piercing gaze rakes over my body from head to toe, taking in my appearance with an unreadable expression on his face and I shift uncomfortably, adjusting the rope by the side of my crop top. I clear my throat,"Hi guys" I say and Tyler takes his eyes off me, fixing his gaze back to the television. "You ready?" Kyle asks as he stands up and I nod, flipping the edge of my pony dramatically. He frowns at this but doesn't say anything as he grabs his keys. He turns to face Tyler,"See you later bro, we're heading out" "Yeah, whatever" Tyler says, waving us off,his eyes not leaving the tv screen. Kyle and I make our way towards the door and out of the apartment, heading straight for his car