Life Hands You Lemons Meme Novels & Stories

Melissa smiled as she took the bottle if lemonade to the kitchen "I do watch porn, get supper horny like a dog but end up rubbing my uhm with my finger" "Is uhm even a word?" Leah fell to the ground hard "ouch! That hurts!". "You are impossible Melissa Harts". Molly stood up "That's why i love you". She walked to the kitchen to find many empty packs of smoothie and juice, she also noticed the lemonade and frown. "Seems weird. We have nothing to celebrate with except the lemonade from my ex friend". She shouted from the kitchen. "What do we have over there?" Sam yelled.

I played with the tooth in my fingers, unsure if I wanted to tell him that lemon sharks weren't man-eaters. “What?” he asked, frowning slightly. I wondered if he could read my mind. “Lemon sharks...” I took a deep breath. “They don't eat people.” “You said one bit you.” His face split into a grin and he bounced on his toes with glee. He had been anticipating this. “So, while technically it's more of a woman-eater, I'm pretty sure it still counts.” I giggled. “Then it really is perfect. Thank you.”

He rubbed the nub in a circular motion, prompting Jessica to yell, "Fuck, Liam!" He smirked, raising the corner of his mouth before inserting his middle finger into her. “Ahh! Shit!” Jessica yelled, opening her mouth wide and rolling her eyes back in delight. His finger was violently moving inside her, causing her cooze to become a soaking puddle. Her hand proceeded over between her legs and landed on his hand, while experiencing his finger slipping in and out and making a wet noise.

There were days that I felt like my eyes were lying to me. Like that one time, I was five years old, when I was eating lemon and thought it was oranges and even went to the former Luna to ask what it actually was, and it was actually apple and I was eating too much. This time, it was Lucius, and I don’t know if he’s an actual apple or I just see it as him. He looked down at me smiling before extending his hand in my rugged state.

Busted. I stared at my phone, suddenly wondering if I had gone too far. He looked… annoyed. Just as I hesitated, a new message popped up from Liam. It was a sticker—a cartoon puppy in a yellow hat, eagerly nodding over a water bowl, and above its head were two bold words: "Mm-hmm!" I froze. A bold thought suddenly struck me— was Liam seriously searching for a cute sticker to send me just now? The very next message confirmed my suspicion.

I wanted to touch his hand and tell him I also felt the same way about him, but thought about it and knew that I had to remain as ignorant as possible. That was when the chase was going to be worth it. "Come in with us. I prepared quite the lunch, chocolate cake and lemonade." He smiled, and took the hand of Kanu, who didn't show the slightest recognition or acknowledgement that he was being held by someone. "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonades. Guess you took that line pretty seriously." I grinned at him, then flung a strand of hair that persistently made its way into my line of vision.

It was three seconds too late before she realized she had done it with her bad hand and that fucker already hurt like a bitch. “Dammit slammit the gambit!!” Em complained. Rainn peeked over at her. “Owwww that hurt you stupid fuck nutter pumpkin butter!” Em told her own hand. She then peaked over at Rainn again, and they both busted out laughing. And they laughed their asses off the entire way to the car. And Em momentarily forgot about Quinn and Dany and doctors telling other people her personal information and Huxley and her mother. Just for a moment.

"Stop, I did it for free, I don't need your money," "And I don't need your charity," "Dude, just give me the money and live, you are such a mood killer," Liam said stretching his hands, Jordan handed money to him and turned to leave, hissing loudly. "Jordan," "What?" "You are handsome," Liam said without thinking twice, he wasn't joking for real, the dude was beyond handsome, and he had the perfect body and face that anyone would want to have. "I know,"

Leo reminded them. “Well shit. But don’t worry Leo, Amber will hold your hand through it. And afterwards Cori will give you a sticker and a sucker.” “Smart ass,” Amber chuckled. “I can remove the tube now if you’d like? It only takes seconds really. Quick and over before you know it.” “That’s what she said,” said Leo. Amber smacked Grayson on the arm. He rubbed the spot and laughed. “Why are you hitting me? Leo said it!” “You started it, and you encouraged him! Besides he has a free pass right now,” explained Amber, “I think I’ll hit the ladies room unless you need me here to hold your hand through it Leo?”

And don't forget how her hands groped Liam's buttocks and even his penis. Oh really! It's a big misfortune for him. It was really beyond his expectations. 'YOU!!! What the fucking crazy are you doing?!' ***