Little Johnny Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

I nod to this, I know all about how social statuses affect things around you, “I get it! It was like that where I lived upstate. You have your regular class of people, and then you have your overly stinking rich people! Most of them were nice enough, but occasionally you had to have that one that thought their shit didn’t stink and would swear they farted rose petals or something” Jonny glanced at me before he could no longer hold back the laugh. Once he lets his flood gate loose, I can’t contain mine either! “Like you, mi Amor, you interest my mind more than anything else. That ex of yours must be a real dumb ass”, (my love) he says, surprising me.

I got some jelly on my fingers and helped her open up her tight ass. “Johnny?” Maggie asked as I climbed on top of her. “Fuck my asshole? Okay? Fuck my asshole hard?” “You keep talking like a dirty whore, I’m going to treat you like one.” “Oh, but I am your whore, Big John. Fuck your whore in the ass, please?” I pressed my cock against her opening and was amazed at how tight she was, even with our three fingers in there a moment ago. I pressed harder and felt her begin to give way.

<<"Lol. You are crazy man. You will find a virgin soon." >>"...Or after you done with Emily, I can use her. Lol #bad jokes" <<"Cool man. She'd no longer be a virgin for you #😜 " >>"Shame.. Shame.. Gotta go now." >>"Hey bro, she said she is coming for more 🍆"

he chuckled, “I never thought I’d see you getting into this world. Thought you were too busy chasing skirts.” I faked a smile, “well even that can get old after a while,” and he laughed endlessly. “Fuck me Rocco, if even you’ve run out of women to sleep with, we’re all doomed!” I said nothing as Johnny prattled on for another ten minutes about his failed conquests, three wives and a litany of stepdaughters. I made vague promises not to sleep with them as they were all good girls, even though their mothers were whores. The typical bitterly divorced human chit-chat you find in every hotel bar.

“Uncle Jerry, do you know any more jokes?” I glanced over at Iris, half-expecting her to shoot me down again, but she didn’t say anything. So, I leaned in toward Lyra, lowering my voice conspiratorially. “Alright, alright, here’s a good one. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Lyra’s eyes widened with curiosity. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” I said with a wink, and Lyra burst out laughing, her giggles contagious as Logan joined in, even though he probably didn’t get the joke.

His lips curled into a cruel grin. “Oh yes. Fake. An act. All so I could squeeze more money out of you. But who would’ve thought your useless self couldn’t provide any? And your father…” His laugh was bitter, sharp. “Your father went bankrupt. So pathetic. That’s what you are. Pathetic”. ------- That sentence gave me chills as I hurried out of the apartment, my feet carrying me like I was being chased. Shame washed over me as his twisted laughter echoed in my ears. Tears streamed hot down my face.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

snickering the golden boy threw his head back " God , how do you even fuck that bitch ? her hole is big enough to fit two of me or maybe your pencil c*ck is too small and you don't feel a thing " Some Longhorns gasped while the other snickered along with Jacob , hooting and jeering at Shotton . Understandably , Shotton who was being made the joke of the evening trembled in anger and the video shook even more but that lasted only for a few seconds , before it stabilised . " Oh yeah , you think that you are the shit huh , Knight ?" hollered Shotton " well news flash , you ain't on the top of the list anymore . "

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”