Little Johnny Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

I bring my girlfriend, Madeline Conway, back to my village hometown to meet my parents and discuss marriage plans. Mom and Dad grin slyly as they say, "You're going to have to be careful with your belongings after marrying Jasper, Maddie." My younger brother, Justin Norman, bursts out in laughter. He scoffs and says, "You probably don't know this, Maddie, but Jasper stole Mom's gold necklace when he was little. Dad locked him up in the storeroom all day and night and still couldn't get a confession out of him." The moment he says that, Mom and Dad smack the table and burst into laughter. My grip on my fork tightens as I fight to contain my anger and anguish. "I said I never stole it."

Come on, I'll take three shots as punishment—consider it a toast to you and Macy! Todd stood to the side, his expression shifting between anger and panic. He stared at me intently, as if I were the cheating wife, the disgust in his eyes practically spilling over. Looking at the bunch of fools in front of me, I couldn't even be bothered to be angry. I turned my head and glanced at Terrence. He'd worked under Dad for 20 years. There was no way he'd be able to tolerate anyone insulting me like this. He suddenly raised his hand, about to slap Miguel across the face.

he chuckled, “I never thought I’d see you getting into this world. Thought you were too busy chasing skirts.” I faked a smile, “well even that can get old after a while,” and he laughed endlessly. “Fuck me Rocco, if even you’ve run out of women to sleep with, we’re all doomed!” I said nothing as Johnny prattled on for another ten minutes about his failed conquests, three wives and a litany of stepdaughters. I made vague promises not to sleep with them as they were all good girls, even though their mothers were whores. The typical bitterly divorced human chit-chat you find in every hotel bar.

The man laughed and pulled Amber closer to him and said, “It seems you don't know me, my name is Johnnie and I am a rich man of this city and if you come with me, I will put all the wealth of the world at your feet. " Saying this, Johnny hugged Amber and started feeling her body. Amber was crying but no one could hear her voice due to so much noise, anyway this was a very common thing in stripper clubs. Amber cried and said, “Please let me go”Amber was crying but Johnny was enjoying touching her body. Johnny told Amber, “Now stop this crying drama and come with me, I promise you will have a lot of fun with me.” Johnny held Amber's hand and started pulling her forcefully, when from the other

I’ve insulted him numerous times, but he keeps trying to hang out with me. “Seen any of the new girls? Fresh meat, am I right?” “Yeah.” There was no point in having an actual conversation with this douche. “You were hanging around with that short girl, right? She’s just the right height for a giant like you,” he joked. “She doesn’t even need to get on her knees to suck your dick.” I slapped the bottle of water out of his hands, making it spill all over the floor. “Shut the fuck up.” Dylan threw his hands up, as if he were surrendering, “just a joke, man.”

His lips curled into a cruel grin. “Oh yes. Fake. An act. All so I could squeeze more money out of you. But who would’ve thought your useless self couldn’t provide any? And your father…” His laugh was bitter, sharp. “Your father went bankrupt. So pathetic. That’s what you are. Pathetic”. ------- That sentence gave me chills as I hurried out of the apartment, my feet carrying me like I was being chased. Shame washed over me as his twisted laughter echoed in my ears. Tears streamed hot down my face.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

snickering the golden boy threw his head back " God , how do you even fuck that bitch ? her hole is big enough to fit two of me or maybe your pencil c*ck is too small and you don't feel a thing " Some Longhorns gasped while the other snickered along with Jacob , hooting and jeering at Shotton . Understandably , Shotton who was being made the joke of the evening trembled in anger and the video shook even more but that lasted only for a few seconds , before it stabilised . " Oh yeah , you think that you are the shit huh , Knight ?" hollered Shotton " well news flash , you ain't on the top of the list anymore . "

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”

Chad takes her from me, “She’s as light as a feather, I can’t believe mommy is telling us how heavy you are.” Lorenzo's jaws clench at the sight, but he doesn’t dare to say a word. Chad turns towards him. “Wane give it a try, it’s not that bad.” He grins, “Lorenzo thinks kids are some sort of virus,” Chad smirks, but Lorenzo didn’t think his remark was funny. “I need to get to work.” Lorenzo roars as he stomps off. “Hey, man don’t get your panties in a twist,” Chad says chuckling as he shakes his head. “Don’t let that big old Meany scare you, he might be hardcore on the outside but on the side he is a big fluffy unicorn.”