Mama I'm A Criminal Meme Novels & Stories

"Otherwise, don't call me your mother anymore." The knocking continued. This time it was faster, more urgent. Annoyed, Mother stood up and yanked the door open. The moment she saw who was outside, her entire body froze. Two police officers in uniform stood at the door, their expressions grave. "Are you Briana's mother?" Mother paused briefly, irritation flashing across her eyes. "I am. What is she causing trouble over now? Is she still lying on the ground refusing to get up? Did someone call the police?"

"What do I do now? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" She stands up and walks back and forth. "I am done if they found out it was me who is in the footage then am really done . Hayishh". He stared at her not knowing what she was doing . "If they know that it was me in that footage ,then they will arrest me for robbing and will make me their gang leader." She thinks of going jail and news printing with tittles "robbing gang leader got caught ". "Without Mercy she kills her gang members."

Mom: kodwa Lia why. Me: I'm sorry mom it wasn't intentionally I let my horny mode ruined my future. Mom: why didn't you call us.? You went awol on us. Me: trust me I tried mom but you phone's wouldn't go through. Mom: where are you now.? Me: I lost everything mma I'm living under tthe bridge its almost a year since I. ... Mom: Shut up Lia no child of mine will staY under the bridge while I'm still alive .

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On the day of the topping-out ceremony for the resettlement housing, my mother, Diana Knowles, insists on reporting me to the authorities for shoddy workmanship. It's all because my cousin, Marco Sanford, went to play at the construction site, stepped into the freshly set cement, and scraped his knee. "You think you're so great just because you built a couple of buildings?" Mom screams at me. "I can't just stand by and watch you put the whole town in danger just to make millions of dollars by pocketing the difference!" Marco clutches his bandage and explains quietly, "It's all my fault for climbing over the fence to play there, Aunt Diana. The construction workers even tried to stop me.

Mimi says, “Okay, you are an ex-convict?“ 'Tara inquired, “That is the label I don't want people to tag me with, ex-convict Is a horrible name that I don't want to hear in my life,” Mimi says, “and I despise being called ex-convict,” Mimi says “Which other job deals can you involve yourself again?“ 'Tara asked, “I can't involve myself in any dirty deals and legit is not easy to Invest on,” Mimi says, “please, let me see what will happen next” Mimi,

I greeted my mother. "Good afternoon, and how are you? I saw another video of you on I*******m today, and I'm impressed that you've already become a celebrity." My mother teases, before laughing. I realize she's referring to the video of me and Josh. "Hahaha! Mom, you know I don't mean for any of those things to happen, but I've noticed that a lot of people out there are sick and psycho. They tend to seek out trouble because it is the only thing that can provide them with peace of mind, and they are unaware that they are initially forgetting the fundamentals of life." I said.

it's nice to not be the one in trouble now, the past weeks I been hearing it from my mother about being in jail for stupid things but it wasn't stupid if some bitches gon come and claim my man while I'm still around " what's up ma? -aint yal too serious? What's going on?" he asked still rubbing his head " you don't know what you did? -let me refresh your memory...who's the thot? the bitch? The slut?you was talking to last night?" mama asked yep she angry now it's clear,H raised his brow " the thot? I aint know no thot!" he argued " so Alexa is no thot? Then why disrespect her like that?" she asked

“What? Mom, what happened?” Her mother’s voice cracked, raw with panic. “I was robbed last night, and my landlord has refused to give me an extension.” Mia’s chest tightened. “Mom, breathe. Just hold on, okay? I’ll fix this. Give me a few hours.” “Thank you, baby,” her mom whispered between tears. The line went dead, but her fingers clenched tightly on her phone. She needed to act fast, and there was only one person who could provide that kind of money without paperwork or questions.

Unknown: mommy is mad I took her phone Unknown: please hurry Mara