To be Inlove with Maya
“Skinny jeans? And why are you hiding those assets behind that vest? Girl, we’re hunting for fun, not blending into the wallpaper!”
“What’s wrong with my jeans? They’re Dior, hello,” I fired back. “And yes, I’m covering up because, unlike you, I don’t want to give every stranger in Manhattan a free show.”
She rolled her eyes so dramatically. “This is exactly why you’re still single, Maya. You’re twenty-seven, stunning, and dressing like you’re about to lead a corporate retreat. Loosen up! The universe rewards bravery.”
“Oh please. Last time I checked, your version of ‘bravery’ got your heart run over by a cheating clown car.”