Memes Tagalog Funny Novels & Stories

Inis kong tanong sabay turo sa sarili ko. Ba't bigla-bigla nya nalang akong tinatawag na bitch?! Inaano ko ba sya! "What? No! What I mean is do you like beach?" "Do I like bitch? DO I LIKE BITCH?? Abay gagu ka ba? At sino namang baliw ang gusto ng bitch ha!" Pasigaw kong saad sakanya. "Gosh ang bingi nya sobra." "Beach like dagat in tagalog Ms. Vee! Gets mo po ba huh??"

"Bakit na iinggit ka ba? You want me to call you stupid like your cousin?" Aba! Ini-english na naman ako ah Teka nga at ng masampolan ng pang malakasang english. "Call me stupid and papansin at least hindi ako katulad mong nag set up ng engagement party pero hindi naman pinakasalan tssk." Nanlaki ang mga mata niya at naiatras pa ang isang paa dahil sa gulat. "Sinong tanga?" Kinanta ko na may tono ng sa Dora the Explorer

Siya ulit. "Iihh! Ako nakakuha nito, eh! Tsaka favorite ko si Rilakkuma noh! Ayoko, pororo!" Parang bata kong saad. Ganito naman talaga ako pagKAIBIGAN ko na ang isang tao, kung tao ba tong kasama ko o hayop, pero hindi naman ako masyadong showy. Medyo lumalabas lang ang pagkamasayahin side ko. "Bilis na! Para memories natin sa isa't-isa!"

(this people are ability users) the boss introduced them one by one and the group turned loud when they saw Christian “tangina! May bata! Gagawin mob a yang pampataba sa lupa pag mamatay?” (Crap! A child! Will he be useful as a fertilizer when he died?) Christian flinched when he heard the statement. He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along

Sarcastic I slowly close my eyes i feel the peace in this kingdom, i fell like im home. I open my eyes where am i? Its so dark i cant see anything! I hear some voices whispering in my ears i hate it! "Wag kang mawawalan ng pag asa hija" i heard it, whats this? "Zuri wake up" ""What do you think my daughter you can have a happy life?" Im scared, im so scared Its look like an echo inside in my mind "Baby dont hate me okay? Uhmmm daddy loves you so much kaya gising ka na"

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

sagot ni Thalia, pero sa loob-loob niya, aminado siyang kahit papaano ay nakakamiss niya ang kakulitan ni Nathan noon. "Sige, sige. Try ko lang, ha? Anong sabi ng isda na nag-swimming nang paatras?" Napakunot-noo si Thalia. "Ano?" "Edi, ‘eh di ako!'" Sagot ni Nathan sabay tawa sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia. "Corny mo talaga." "Pero kita ko, ngumiti ka! Ayan, gumaan na ang mood, di ba?"

Basta si ano? Si re-quel?AY!bobo si riquel yun eh! Pero bat lagi na lang sya punapasok sa utak ko?ISA LANG ANG TATANDAAN MO JIROH!HINDI PWEDENG MANGYARI ANG NASA ISIP MO!ISIPIN MO NGAYON AY ANG HUSTISYA.YUNG PLANO MO ANG ATUPAGIN MO PUNYEMAS KA!!Pagpapagalit ko sasarili ko sabay bunot ng bulalak na nakapalibot sa luno ng buko.Tumingin ako sa malayo at may nakita akong balon!Medyo luma na pero ayos pa.Naglakad ako papunta dun.Lakad takbo ang ginawa ko para maging mas mabilis ang pagpunta ko dun dahil medyo pagod na ren ako.

"Ilang araw kayo doon?" "Dalawa lang, Lola. May pasok din kasi kami, we have to come back early as possible. Ihahatid na lang namin si Marian dito." "Gano'n ba? Sayang naman, balik kayo rito sa susunod, ha? Sama ka ulit, Eve." Ngumiti ito sa'kin. "Sikayo lan mambaga et tatay, a?" Iyon na naman ang parang banyagang salita nila. Pangasinense raw ang tawag sa dialect na ginagamit nila rito. I'm lucky they know how to speak Tagalog.