Memorable Simpsons Quotes Novels & Stories

"Ugh, damn you stupid memories." When I got summoned by my boss later in the day, I could still see how fatigued he looked so I decided to say something ill probably regret. "Sir," I called his attention and I felt his bloodshot eyes glaring at me. "What? I just told you to leave." He said in his harsh tone that I was used to. "Erm, I know you might probably hate me or fire me because of what I want to say but it's the truth. John Lennon once said that life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. Whatever you think is too hard now is going to end one day."

"Just remember, I'm still sad that you can't remember anything, and you're still brain damaged." Mike chuckled and crossed his eyes. "Howdy, I have brain damage" he said, quoting from Danni's favorite episode of Robot Chicken. "Kick it over here Hi My Name is Ricky!" she responded with a smile and a giggle. He turned at the door and looked back. "By the way, you don't look very sad right now, you might want to work on that." Danni frowned for a second and lowered her head, doing her best attempt to look sad before raising her gaze back to Mike. "How was that?"

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

I asked, sitting up. “I was speaking for myself,” he replied calmly. “But I asked you, and you said no.” “Well, I only said no because you said no,” I shot back. He laughed, shaking his head. “You haven’t changed.” “And you have?” I challenged. He smiled, that familiar smile that used to undo me. “Maybe a little.” We started reminiscing, laughing about silly memories. Like the time his mum gave Cici pizza to bring home and she ate it before she even reached the gate. Or when Julian tried cooking and almost burned the kitchen down.

”, he recalls, “that’s how our father referred to me... “Whoever thinks a lot does little, and whoever thinks little does nothing... So, sometimes, stopping thinking, for a moment..., is what you need to do for something to happen”. Quote Bruce. “These words were constant in our father’s mouth...” remembers his brother. “Yes, to everyone and... especially to his subordinates...” adds Bruce. “You're right, you're right...” After a silence between both of them, which transports them to highlights of their time together, Bruce kind of breaks the nostalgic moment,

I looked at my sister and we shared the same exact thought. “Because you know, education is your greatest weapon.” Mom went on and me, along with my sister joined her in saying the phrase. Me and my sister had already memorized that same line that she has been saying ever since we were kids. Our mom has been holding onto that motto and while she was absolutely right, we are already tired of her reminding the same shit over and over again as if we are so dumb to forget about it. “Good. I’m glad that we are on the same page here.” Mom said and then went back to the kitchen to prepare dad’s coffee.

["Haha, what a joke. If you count my real age in human years, I will be much older than you." ["Says the one in a baby's body."] ["Haha..."] ["Anyway, no one would believe in you. So, I'm the older one here in everyone's eyes."] ["You're an idiot, that's what you are."] ["I miss the days when you couldn't talk at all."] ["So funny. I remember very well that you said that you were anxious about the day I would start talking. You can't go back now."] ["I regret that day."]

God, it’s been too long since something actually felt light. “What was that bitch’s name again?” he asked between chuckles. “Miss Simmons,” I replied, shaking my head. “She literally said swimmers were all going to hell because it’s a game that shows half… nudity.” I trailed off, smirking at the memory. Richard laughed so hard his shoulders shook. “Yeah… isn’t that crazy?” “Most certainly it is,” I replied, catching his eyes in the rearview mirror. He leaned back, grin wide. “So happy I could finally make you smile.”

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I groaned, slapping my forehead in embarrassment. "Honestly, my boyfriend and I were thinking about moving to another house, some place where our fun nights and naughty mornings won't be disturbed by your mother's reminders," Soda informed me, checking his pink nails in a sassy way. "But I don't want to be rude, she's your mother and 'mother knows best'." "Did you just quote something from a Disney movie?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. "Stop questioning everything I say," he chided, slapping his hand in the air. "I should get going and get my head checked in the hospital. I think I might have a concussion, I'm going to need my boyfriend's true love's kiss."