Lust & Fangs: Steamy Vampire Erotic Short Stories
About this time, the cell door swung open and in walked Arnold and Evelyn.
"So, how are we feeling today?" Damn, I thought I'd just imagined him being so insufferably chipper.
"Just fine, if you enjoy being zapped, starved and shackled."
"Oh, so it has a sense of humor." Oh wow, definitely didn't imagine that attitude of hers either. She'd be kinda pretty without that sneer of her's.
"Well-" Mike tried to stand up, but suddenly found his limbs numb and rubbery. His train of thought was interrupted as he toppled into a heap on the ground.