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my retort only had smile lines bracketing a scary grin, "you're creepy when you smile." What the fuck! Did I actually say that out loud? Someone needed to stuff a sock in my mouth so I wouldn't repeat any of the other stupid thoughts in my head. At my words, Miles' mouth pressed into a thin line, "I can't say that I'm used to smiling just because something is genuinely amusing." "Oh, your life sounds sad and miserable and if I end up with you my life is going to be sad and miserable..."

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

She had an amused smile plastered on her face, like she was joking about adding too much sugar in my coffee. It took me a moment to recover before I finally replied, "Of course not. I don't even like bars. I was starting to get really scared if I had a doppelganger whom you might have seen instead." Why the fuck did I say that?? Now this weirdo would think I found her very expensive and not so funny prank, amusing. Melanie clapped her hands once, "See?! I think we both have the sense of humor. Oh my goodness, you Moonlight Pack folks are too serious to take a joke. " She commented and started to chuckle.

Mj said in a playful voice “they say laughter is the best medicine, did you ever think that if you flashed that pretty smile of yours it would take you further then a bitchy attitude and heavy sexual innuendos?” To say that Julie looked at Mj with a shock and slight blush would be an understatement, Julie had been paid tons of compliments in her life, but for whatever reason one so genuine coming from a woman she was more than sure wouldn't spit on her if she were on fire meant more than all the compliments she had ever received combine.

Mary Sue concedes, before typing one last message to her Don Juan Pathetique: “Hey hon, I gotta get back to work now, but send me the address of the coffee shop and I’ll see you there. I look forward to meeting you!” “sure thing,” he responds, again practically immediately, followed by the address of the coffee shop. “c u tonigt. ;) ;)” Worse than even the deplorable grammar and spelling, the double winky face sends a chill of disgust down my spine, for the lewd insinuation of those smug emoticon bastards is quite apparent. “Porcupines, are you really going to fuck that scumbag?” I ask in disgust.

Really over Vincent? “Yeah he’s a total…” I stopped myself, hearing Missy laugh. Fuck I couldn’t very well preach about not ridiculing and teasing people and turn around and do it. “He’s a totally nice dude,” I said, hoping I saved myself. He was a total dork and everyone knew it. Maybe that was her thing. He was like 90 pounds soaking wet and couldn’t fight to save his life. He was a computer geek. “I could teleport you guys there sometime and come hang out,” she said, playing with her hands.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

She mentioned after her explanation. Causing a light but loud laughter coming through from Missy as she bursted into a laugh just listening, her fork slipping out of her hand and falling down to the bowl. “That must be why you took long before coming. Dang Thea, that is some revenge on his ugly ass. He is going to spend some hours cleaning those sardines off his vent and bleach off his sunroof, then after would he get in after making he has gotten rid of the dirt and smell to drive his sweet new baby back home only for the baby to be asleep and never waking up. Oh gosh, I can’t- I’m gonna die of laughter.” Missy laughed harder than before, her best friend joining her in the laughter.

The erection made him notice some of Maureen's amazing features. Her legs were pretty and since her skirt was above her knee, he could see a little of her thigh as she sat. He switched his gaze to her face as she smiled broadly and he was convinced that it was a guy that made her react in that manner. His brows became furrowed and he wondered what could be so funny about the text she received. “I'd send a million dollars no, how about a trillion?” The sarcasm was evident and it made Maureen giggle. Next, she sent a cash sticker and went offline. Maureen smiled again and put her phone away. When she looked at Charles, she met his gaze.