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Funny his squibble manage to put a smile on my face. *Hello Missy* *You kept your Prince charming waiting* *Princesses are suppose to be the one waiting in a dark tower* he sent 3 messages instantly, someone is missing me, I sniffed a laugh. *Sorry* I reply as I feel unmotivated to chat, I guess am not healed like I thought. *Sorry?*

(Miss you too) I responded. ( I miss my babies too. They should have been in my mouth right now) He sent and I snorted out a laugh. (I know you do) (Send me a picture of it. Do you want to play?)

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

He said making me scoff. "Mari bhul hu paidi. Mari bhul mane laigu. Mari bhul hu office gai. Mari bhul hu keva nu bhuli gai. Mari bhul ke mane dukhe. Badhi mari bhul bas khush." I said glaring at him as he shook his head. ( My mistake that I fell down. My mistake that I got hurt. My mistake that I went to office. My mistake that I forgot to tell you. My mistake that I'm in pain. Everything is my mistake- now happy. )

I l⁠et people look do​wn on me⁠ be‌cause I believed they w⁠ere ri​ght to d​o so. B⁠ut heari‌ng Michael dis‍miss me like a n‌uisan‍ce snapped something‍ in‍side.​ ⁠"A jok‍e⁠ i​s​ only fu‍n​ny if the person you're talking about is lau‍ghing," I said.

I mumbled and the table cracked up laughing again. Grrrrr. It was not that funny, ok ? Ughh.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

“Just lick it.” “Instead of me licking you, I'll lick Uncle Darren.” Pretending to lick the air in front of her, Maureen laughed again. Her head was so heavy that she had to take off her high shoes to avoid hurting her ankles. She almost fell down because she was hit by another visitor. “Told you it was just ONS...,” Serena quipped. Maureen's vision was getting blurry, but her mouth couldn't stop babbling. “It depends on my uncle. He wants to have more fun, I'll follow.”

“Where have you been, Missy? I haven’t seen you.” My heart raced. “Uh, school and home. We should hurry. The bell already rang.” Mike snorted with a look that could only be one of disgust. “So what? It’s not like it will matter if you get good grades or even graduate, Missy Mistake.” He laughed, reminding me of those cartoon hyenas. Irritation and anger got the better of me and I snapped, “I care.”

I sneered, meaning every word I spoke. They were going to regret everything they had done to me and my father. Maureen suddenly burst into a dark laugh that attracted some attention to her. "Oh, you're so funny," She chuckled. "How are you going to give me a fate worse than that, when you're here rotting in a wheelchair?" My hand twitched to give her a hard slap, but I held back. I wasn't going to create a scene in front of so many people, nor was I going to wash our dirty linen there.