Romans & histoires Miss U Funny Quotes

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

Maddy told them of a photoshoot she'd done where she fainted in front of a client but still got the job, and of how she once did the infamous 'skirt-tucked-into-her-underwear' thing and no-one told her. Mister Yousef talked for a few mnutes of former clients who wanted to sue the government for situating the movie industry in Hollywood instead of Nebraska, or one who wanted to sue twitter for allowing him to tweet a picture of his own penis while drunk. Another who wanted to sue Blackberry because their phones didn't contain any actual berries.

he murmured as he coughed. “What!?” Justin flared. “Did I hear you say idiot? Who? Me? Oh, let me say it. You are referring to yourself, right?!” “Oh, baby, make me forget all my sadness even for tonight….” Mike playfully gave Justin a puppy-eyed look before he burst into guffaws and almost split his guts in a peal of boisterous laughter.

I patted his shoulder and said, “We are the three musketeers, nothing will ever pull us apart. Not even girls, bros before hoes, you jump, I jump.” We started laughing and Mitchum came out of the bathroom at that moment and said, “What are you fuckers laughing at?” “Your ugly mug, fucker!” I said as I continued to laugh louder. “Man you guys are just assholes,” Mitchum sulks and he walks to the kitchen area grabbing a toaster pastry and a can of soda. Kenneth ever the peace maker amongst us says, “Don’t get your panties in a wad bro, we were having a deep conversation about the note Bay got yesterday. Then he said something to lighten the mood and we were laughing at that.”

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

I force a chuckle. “I missed you so fucking much.” •

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.

"I cherish our friendship, and I'll always be here for you." A small smile tugged at the corners of my lips, a glimmer of hope in the midst of my pain. Misha's presence had a way of lifting my spirits, and he knew just how to bring some semblance of joy back into my life. "You know," he said, his voice filled with mischief, “let’s go out. Just to get your mind off things."

Mercy’s smile widened she knew that this was the closest thing a complement she will get from Collin. He saw her smile and raised his eyebrow. “You are weird.” He said making Mike burst out laughing, for the life of him he could not understand why someone would find smiling people weird. Mike’s laugher was so contagious that Mercy found herself laughing too. Much to Collin’s irritation, those two kept on looking at him then start laughing all over again. It was annoying! “I think a mental institution Is more needed than a mall or a school.” Somehow that made the pair laugh even more holding their bellies. Mike even had tears in his eyes.