Miss U Funny Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

~Jade~ I stared at the messages, thinking of what to type, what to say. I couldn't even think of anything. 'I'm fine now.' I finally replied. I started typing 'I miss you too' but I deleted it, my inner voice whispering 'Jade, don't you think that is cheesy?' Uthman: oh that's good to hear. Was it Malaria? Me: not really. I lingered for a while, wondering if I should tell him, I don't know why but it kinda feel safe now, talking to Uthman. Does that come with love?

Mu Zi was cranky inside! This person is so annoying! Really annoying!

“No need for that.” “Come on, Tin, he’s asking for it.” “Dag and Tin?” said Maurice. “What are you two supposed to be, Teletubbies?” *crickets* I started sniggering. I couldn’t help it. Not at Maurice’s terrible attempt at a cutting slam, but at the way it totally killed the conversation. Everyone just stared at him. I patted him on the shoulder. “Nice try, man.” He shook his head, looking more upset about the premature death of his stand-up comedy career than the life-threatening beating we were on the verge of receiving.

"The fact that Mr. Dugan even asked and you still said no is wild." Jay sent a hand-over-mouth laughing emoji with the message, "Some people are just so narrow-minded. I can't believe they've lived this long."

She had an amused smile plastered on her face, like she was joking about adding too much sugar in my coffee. It took me a moment to recover before I finally replied, "Of course not. I don't even like bars. I was starting to get really scared if I had a doppelganger whom you might have seen instead." Why the fuck did I say that?? Now this weirdo would think I found her very expensive and not so funny prank, amusing. Melanie clapped her hands once, "See?! I think we both have the sense of humor. Oh my goodness, you Moonlight Pack folks are too serious to take a joke. " She commented and started to chuckle.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"And that was by no means a pun. Or is it.?" Michele hooted the more; I could only manage a smile. "Wow, I literally kept track of time. Dude, twenty freaking minutes," Michele added. Pfft. As if that was one of its kind. "You guys have been here, all the while?" I asked them. Luigi shrugged; Michele answered, "We're kinda used to it. I mean, unless you give us ur dick for keeps." Luigi made a face and I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Yeah, that was right. Michele could be embarrassingly dumb. We drank, shooting the breeze till someone decided to interrupt.

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!