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Not her. She tried her best, but nothing came. So she dropped her pen and decided to play her favorite song by her favorite singer. Then she realized she’d left her earpods at home. She sighed. Well… it wasn’t like anyone would be here to complain about disturbance. She pressed play. 🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline…

But looking at his hardened face that was nothing else from coldness and an unreadable smirk. “Commander…” one of the warriors, a broad shouldered brute that had a scar running vertically down his cheeks, stepped forward. rolling his shoulders in a playful manner, like he was not preparing for battle. “Are you serious commander?...” His scrutinizing eyes trailed over me, dripping with disdain and disgust. “He will crumble before I even land a strike.” “Then prove it,” Damon said, his voice emotionless. Laughter rippled through the surrounding crowd. Not loud, just sharp, cruel chuckles that made my insides twist.

I'm sure he would be lost in thought as usual but maybe this time… "I do know you re naughty but I never knew you were these naughty." Annabel, hearing those words from Mara couldn't hold her laugh. She laughed so loud that she attracted the attention of a few people and had to cover her mouth to avoid the sound of her laughter disturbing other people. "I'm serious, I never knew you were this naughty." Annabel knew her friend was moody, she knew her friend wasn't in a happy state and that's why she needed to do something funny to put a smile on her friend's face and it seemed it worked.

While I threw my back in laughter, I didn't miss the looks from Margo, Amandla and Vok. Worry, annoyed and confused respectively. “What's so funny your highness?” madam Lafayette asked. I wiped a tear off my face. With a wave of my hand I smiled. “ Your face Madam Lafayette. It reminds me of a frowning child” The rest of the group sniggered and it made Madam Lafayette more pissed. “Okay I'm sorry if I confused any of you but sorry to disappoint you but I have no new mate”

Raine rolled her eyes. "Be serious." Jax warned. "Come on, seriously? I am not saying, "rabbit is in the hole"!" Raine laughed. Blade, Steele, Hunter, and MD all break out into laughter. MD is laughing so hard he falls backwards with his chair hitting the floor. And Ice may have helped his chair make the descent too. "See, you all will be laughing so hard no one will come rescue me, that's even if I can get the words out myself!" Raine laughed. "I'm not no fucking rabbit!"

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

“Or rather bark if necessary.” Tightening my fist hard against the ground, I barked. “Woof woof.” A slow smile spread across Aiden's face, “Good boy. Like I asked earlier, are you hungry?” “Woof.” “Before you have pizza, why don't you do something that makes me happy?” My eyes widened with horror. I hoped it wasn't what I was thinking. “Oh, relax, Darrel,” Aiden chuckles, leaning back against the chair as his hands slowly begin to unbuckle his belt. “It's just a blow job.”

In my mind, I was hurriedly deciding to be more mature and serious with my habits. "I don't think that was so funny," I said to Maddox curtly. My mouth was screwed up in distaste. I could imagine my facial expression right now. I would probably look just like an expired beans pudding. The only difference was that I had a nice smell. A spoilt beans pudding would smell so bad. "Really?" Maddox wanted to know. "Are you sure that it wasn't funny?" "Sure," I shrugged.

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We're stranded. I start laughing like a madman, the sound echoing through the forest. Adam looks at me, his face a mixture of concern and confusion. "What's so funny?" he asks, clearly perplexed by my strange reaction to the situation. I look at him and grin, my eyes glittering with a dangerous light. "Everything," I say. "It's all so absurd."