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She rolled her eyes, before uncomfortably continuing. "And you see, when I gave him the bj..it was just too off...he didn't even cum..he didn't make a sound or anything.. He only said that we should do something else and that he's bored.." She finished arkwardly... It is then that I found it difficult to bottle in my laughter... Bursting into laughter... Almost spilling my food, all eyes landed on me. Maddy simply threw a death glare at me..making my laughter die down...

Mj whispered “is one of them Santa Claus?” Mara laughed and Mj could hear the commotion of people coming in through the backdoor. She couldn't help herself, her nerves were on edge so she continued to joke trying to take the edge off. “oh no I got it” Mj giggled, “one of your friends is the Easter Bunny and the other is a Chupacabra” she was really starting to enjoy herself now. “ No, no, wait I got it,” Mj giggled “all your friends are vicious man eating werebeasts and you're afraid im gonna judge you for having-” but before Mj could say another word Mara removed her hands and Mj blinked to clear the fog in her vision.

KAI’S POV The plane hasn’t even touched down in L.A. yet and my phone is already burning a hole in my pocket, and I know who it is before the screen lights up. It's an unknown number. One line. “Land! and come alone." I laugh so hard the flight attendant flinches. Old Might doesn’t send warnings. He sends souvenirs. FLASH BACK I’m nineteen again, at the dark triangles, kneeling on cold marble under a cathedral made of broken slot machines. Moonlight drips through bullet holes in stained glass, painting the floor red and gold like fresh blood on a poker table.

Cereal_killer HEY THERE, ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle -_- ANNABETH. Cereal_killer I KNOW, BUT, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? Not_annabelle YOU THINK ANNABELLE IS FUNNY? Cereal_killer OF COURSE. OMG, HAHAHAHA, DON'T EVEN REMIND ME. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER, THE DAY I WATCHED THAT MOVIE. I_pooped BUT, I- Yes_you_suck

Not her. She tried her best, but nothing came. So she dropped her pen and decided to play her favorite song by her favorite singer. Then she realized she’d left her earpods at home. She sighed. Well… it wasn’t like anyone would be here to complain about disturbance. She pressed play. 🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline…

But looking at his hardened face that was nothing else from coldness and an unreadable smirk. “Commander…” one of the warriors, a broad shouldered brute that had a scar running vertically down his cheeks, stepped forward. rolling his shoulders in a playful manner, like he was not preparing for battle. “Are you serious commander?...” His scrutinizing eyes trailed over me, dripping with disdain and disgust. “He will crumble before I even land a strike.” “Then prove it,” Damon said, his voice emotionless. Laughter rippled through the surrounding crowd. Not loud, just sharp, cruel chuckles that made my insides twist.

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Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

"Time to feed that tummy monster." They chatted and giggled as they walked back inside, with Madie frequently waving her hand around whenever she saw a familiar face. Multiple people were bustling and working around, but they made sure to greet the little girl back. It was a strange sight to see, their Don holding a little girl in his arms as they walked around. But they were glad that the ambiance was calm. It was better to see Madie plastered by him rather than him yelling and ordering them around. His 'Daddy' mode was calm and collected, and very sweet to Madie. But if he wanted to, he could switch to his scary aura and everyone would walk in broken glass.

Maddie said with plea heavy in her voice. I didn’t even know when I burst out laughing. It was probably from the look on Jared’s face but whatever it was, I was laughing and they were looking at me. I missed interactions like this and seeing someone that was not part of our friend group talk about Jared that way made things amusing. “I’m sorry,” I said, stopping my laughter. “Everything about Jared is stupid and funny.” “Come on now!” I laughed again and Maddie followed suit. Jared got annoyed and sat up then dropped some cash on the table.