Monsters Inc Mike Wazowski Quotes Novels & Stories

“Maurice, support your woman.” “Huh?” said Maurice, like any loving boyfriend would. They both looked over at the enormous ogre, gulped, and then returned their attention to me. Maurice adjusted his glasses. “Shouldn’t we have a plan or something?” “That’s why you need to go talk to her. Guys, come on. Have we learned nothing? How many times have we assumed monsters are going to try and kill us, only to find out they’re more scared of us than we are of them?”

For a long moment, everyone faces the spot where the wizard disappeared from. Confusion and surprise a familiar feeling reflecting on the majority of faces. The monster just look majorly pissed off. Natalie then turns to face the monsters, “Would any of the monsters like to add anything? Or ask about a certain rule?” Black steps forward and addresses everyone.

I swallowed and nodded. “Then” he stated, “give in to your instincts, or all this will be for nothing.” All this? What was all this? Before I could question him, I felt a searing pain in my ass. I choked out a startled noise and realized Zach had decided to play hide the sausage in the wrong hole. “Shhh” Mike crooned, “close your eyes, don’t think. Feel.” I glared at him and then glared at Zach. Placing my foot on his chest again I pushed him back.

He emphasized again, "You will be fine, Casper." "Yeah, right." "Aw, fuck Elaine," Van added sagely. 'Already did that,' I thought inwardly with grim but immense satisfaction. I had done that indeed. What I said out loud was, "Geez you two! Is it Swearapalooza with the worms gone?"

Mike turned to meet the girl. "Vampire. The name's Mike, at your service." He gave a flamboyant bow and grinned. "A vampire? Really?" She asked, not fully believing him. "Yup." Mike said, placing his hands under the side of the car and lifting with enough force to flip it, twice, into the drainage ditch. "Wow. Very cool." She was impressed. "How come noone is ever really freaked out when I tell them?" He asked, wondering. "Well, I can't speak for everyone else, but for me this is just too cool... you're not gonna do to me what you did to them, are you?"

Chapter 25.2 "Is that so, all right? Be careful." "That's all?" "Crazy!" "Joke again. You too, don't starve yourself, you might lose weight, I still love those fats of yours. Because you’re a limited edition. Ayee!" Mike is really crazy, he’s good at words. I laughed too. "I can forget you, more than food." I jokingly told him. "Is that so? All right, I'll just lower it."

Mike scolded Zoe for the same reason as mine and she scratched her head like a monkey. “Sure, you are. At least that’s what you assigned for?” Zoe teased him and Mike stood unamused by her gibberish but I felt odd by her words. “uhmm….Am I missing something?” I doubtfully asked her and as usual Mike was ready to blurt out and Zoe overtook him. “The weirdo I’m for the high school, that’s what he meant" Zoe grinned awkwardly and as always, I believed her. “So, we have understood one thing that both your ex is a toxic bitch" Mike brought up a joke that didn’t impress us at all.

"Tell me! Tell me!" Ugh! "If anyone would relay such an embarrassing story, then it should be me," I gave up and sat directly opposite Velma, whom I knew wouldn't stop asking. "So let me tell you about the day...I..." "The day you were Winnie the Pooh!" "Mike , shut up!" "Mama, really? I thought you didn't like cartoons?' "Really?" Mike turned to me, his eyebrows creased. "The... She, uh- used to have an entire discography!"

That's what life is and the sooner we come to accept that , the more we can appreciate people for who they are . Michael gasps over exaggeratively . " Does .. this mean .. you don't count on me ? " He pouts with a hmph sound . " That depends . Have you done anything useful today ? " He points to the cooler . " We may be werewolves but this shit is heavy as fuck . I carried it for a whole kilometer . With no noise . " I raised my eyebrow at the no noise part . " Almost no noise " He corrects himself . I give him a small pat on the back and it seemed to do the trick .

“I am sorry to tell you this but the monster in those pictures raped your best friend, Gloria," Mike said and it was quite shocking but I knew immediately that it can't be true. That's not Marcel's character. “Marcel did what? That's not true," I said, sprouting up to my feet. “You just said his name? How do you know his name? Do you know him?" Mike rained down his questions on me as he also stood up. “Yes I do know him and I know for a fact he can't do something like that," I said and Mike frowned.