Most Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

"Oh, I...um, what do you think of the show tonight?" "Oh, um, i-it was as amazing as ever!" I awkwardly exclaimed, "Like.. never have you guys had a bad show, right?" I am an idiot. Can't I think of anything else to say than that? He chuckles, "Yeah I guess.. thank you."

Tom And Jerry are best of friends and find ways to stay close no matter what. X-Men : Do not try to fit in. Aladdin : Your best of friends will be nothing like each other. Spongebob Squarepsnts : Being optimistic never hurt anybody. Robocop : It is great to be headstrong but emotions will make you what the world needs. The Mask : Sometimes humour is the best solution for the problems. Samurai Jack : You need knowledge and practise both. None should be given the backseat. Gummi Bears : Your family is important. Dungeons And Dragons : Everyone has a different talent. Also, in ways it inspired us to be creative.

“Then explain it properly.” He paused briefly before saying, “Pretend to be my girlfriend.” I blinked. “What?” “It’s simple,” he said. “We act like it wasn’t random. We act like it meant something.” I let out a short laugh. “You’re joking.” “I’m not.” I shook my head. “No. That’s not happening.” “You don’t have a better option.”

--- --- A small pause. “You?” --- --- “Yeah.” --- --- And just like that— --- The conversation began. --- --- Not with depth. --- --- Not with intensity. --- --- But with ease. --- --- They talked about simple things. --- --- Their day. --- --- Small moments. --- --- Random thoughts. --- --- Nothing that felt heavy. --- --- And yet— --- Nothing felt shallow either. --- --- Because when something is real— --- Even the simplest moments carry meaning. --- --- At some point—

I said. And just like that, I found myself opening up, sharing random little facts I didn’t think I would be talking about tonight. My favorite color, the one food I could eat forever, the weird childhood obsession I had with penguins. It was easy. Surprisingly easy. And strangely enough, the night wasn’t going half as bad as I imagined it would.

Family, true friends, pets, places, food, moments, are some examples that make life worth living, you'll see. Oh, and I don't promise to be the best mother in the world, okay. I have a million flaws and you'll probably know a lot of them. But I promise to be the best mom I can be."

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!