Most Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

and that half-smile that doesn’t push too hard. He listens. God, he listens. I’ll start yapping about the most random things how the rain here sounds different from back home, or how I saw a pigeon that reminded me of one that used to hang around the office window, or some dumb memory about Zayden that slips out before I can stop it and he never interrupts. Just sits on the opposite end of the couch, legs stretched out, nodding like whatever I’m saying actually matters. Most days I pretend I’m fine.

"Do you know any of them?" "Honestly, no," he let out a short laugh. "Well you should, they're great," I replied. "Alright, I’ll believe you," he said again. There was an awkward silence again as I ran out of things to say. I was uncomfortable with this silence and I was desperate to make the situation better. Okay, what do I say now? Uh... Make small talk! It's not that hard! Come on, say something, or he'll think that you're some kind of anti-social weirdo. Talk about the weather!

“Thank you for understanding. It is that I have felt unwell and with all this that is happening I have no head to think about anything else” "Don't worry. Better let's talk a little about other things that help you clear your mind let's eat a piece of cake. Look, I bought the best in town and I hope you like it too"

CADEN “Everything has an expiration date,” she says. Yeah, I know that better than anyone, even better than whoever came up with the phrase. For instance, CARA for one, MY MOTHER for two, LIFE for three, LOVE for four, MARRIAGE for five, FAMILY for six. Should I keep going? I bet those are enough examples. “One day I will live far away from you, and there will be no me for you to torture. And when that day comes, it will be the best day of my life,” she says.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

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I asked. "Oh yes. Good food. Like bring me good food without me having to ask. Preferably homemade food." "Hmm I see. In my case, I like gifts. Like Surprise me with random gifts and flowers. Zach used to do—." I paused when I realized what I was doing. "I'm guessing that's his name. Zach." I nodded. "Have you ever dropped the L word without meaning it?." I asked swiftly changing the to "Yeah. I think most people have, you know sometimes you just have to say the word because you know your partner wants to hear them."

But we’re in the 21st century yow so, perhaps tying a camera in it would work much better these days. Ever experienced suddenly thought about a great idea and without knowing you just said something out loud and everyone around froze to look at you——oops! So awkward. Sometimes I wish everybody could think what I am thinking but it would be embarrassing if I’d think about pooing whenever a fart all of the sudden just comes out.

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"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))